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Wamakonde bana.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 8, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja dereva alikuwa kawapakia wamakonde kama 35 kwenye lori wakielekea kijiji fulani chenye shida kubwa ya usafiri.Mara lile lori likiwa safarini likasimamishwa na polisi.Polisi wakamuuliza,"aroo dereva umepakia nini huko nyuma?",dereva akajibu,"nimepakia magunia ya korosho". Hapo ndipo mmakonde mmoja aliponyanyuka kwa jazba huku aking'aka kwa hasira,"aaarggh,we dereva acha jarau,chichi chio magunia bana,chichi ni watu bana,we mucha chimama polichi wakuone,na wewe icha na machudi chimameni muonekane bana,nyinyi chio magunia,we hachani mbona hunielewi,chimameni tuchuke chini polichi watuone".Wale wamakonde wakashushwa wote chini,dereva akawahonga polisi sh.10000 halafu akarudi zake mtwara mjini na kitita cha zaidi ya laki mbili.Wale wamakonde wakaachwa wale jeuri yao,wakatembea kilometa zote 50 zilizobaki kwa mguu.
     
  2. Khalifab

    Khalifab Member

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    hahahahhhhahaahahahah
     
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    mkupuo JF-Expert Member

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    Afadhali mimi chijachema kitu!
     
  4. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    dah! jamaa wachamba chana, Lakini sio wamakonde wote inategemea ntu na ntu
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli bwana,sio wakinga wote wafupi!
     
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    Neylu JF-Expert Member

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    Bora mi nchukuma chio mmakonde...Bhaaa..!
     
  7. Ralphryder

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    Teh teh,kweli kabisa wamakonde wanapenda ligi za kibwege sana!
     
  8. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona ryder!sasa imekula kwa nani,dereva wa lori au wao?
     
  9. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa ubichi wao ndio maana kipande cha barabara cha nyamwage hakimalinjikii.
     
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    Kamuzu JF-Expert Member

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    Pale noma Nyamwage - Somanga, karafi na utalamu wao wa ujenzi wanakula za uso tu, Muhoro kuna tope dizaini ya kamasi mnvua ikinya.
     
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    holygrail JF-Expert Member

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    baaaah! kwan mmakonde chi ntu?
     
  12. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Jaguar upo wapi na wewe chimama wakuone polichi
     
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    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    naskia kuna mwenyekiti wao mmoja wa kijiji aliambiwa atoe salamu za mwenge akasimama akasema "CHIKAMOO MWENGE" afu akakaa
     
  14. magdarena

    magdarena Member

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    Ama kweli mmakondo chi ntu
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    MWENGE" afu akakaa[/QUOTE]
    Duuh hii karee!
     
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