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Walimu wasipewe BASTOLA

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bujibuji, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Teacher:"What is a verb?"
    Student:
    "A verb is a valve found on a bicycle."
    Teacher:"What are you saying?"
    Student:
    "Its a complete sentence."
    Teacher:"Are you mad?"
    Student:
    "Its a question."
    Teacher:"Don't be silly."
    Student:
    "Its an advice."
    Teacher:"Stop this nonsense now!"
    Student:
    "Its a command."
    Teacher:"You are an Idiot."
    Student:
    "Its an insult."
    Teacher:"Get out of my class!"
    Student:
    "Its an order."
    Teacher:"Oh my God!
    Student:
    "Its an exclamation."
    Teacher:"May God have mercy on you."
    Student:
    "Its a prayer."
     
  2. Mnama

    Mnama JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaaaa hapo kweli ningefotoa moja ya kichwa huyo mwanafunzi asinichezeee....
     
  3. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Thought a student it's product of Madenge's clan
     
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    Zinduna JF-Expert Member

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  5. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Lazma kitu kinachosadikiwa kuwa na ncha kali kimhusu
     
  6. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi unanipa shikamoo, halafu hiyo APPLE unaipanulia mapaja, heshima ya wapi Zinduna?
    Mimi ndio natakiwa nipanuliwe mapaja baby, hakika hujanitendea haki
     
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    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mwanafunzi anaweza kula konzi moja matata mpaka akahisi ubongo umechanyika na damu...
     
  8. W

    Wajad JF-Expert Member

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    Atajibu, "It's an action!"
     
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