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Wakuu hii ni kweli " A wife is like a TV''!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Akili Unazo!, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

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    A Wife is like a TV

    A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE

    At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE

    No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE

    Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services
    will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
    often high and demanding

    TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT

    Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and
    listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)

    Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.

     
  2. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nao wakuletee ya husband ndo utaona ukweli wa hii!
     
  3. PakaJimmy

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    Nice Thinking...Nimeipenda kinyama...
    Ningekuwa nakaa Ghetto ningeibandika ukutani hii, ndo zetu za zamani!..lol!
    Ila kulikonipa mashaka ni hapo kwenye RED, how come unauza WIFE ukikosa pesa?...nyorosha maneno!
     
  4. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    husband z like antena...once ikishndwa kuonyesha uku unaigeuzia uku na kule au unaing'oa kabisa na kutafuta kibust kdg unakiweka ndani ambacho ni rahisi kukiweka sawa na kinaonyesha vizuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuri yan picha au tukio zima unalifill ipasavyo na ivyo kuifuraia burudani ya runingaaaaaa na si sawa na antena ambayo ni ndeeeeeeeeefu na old n always imesimama wima.....
     
  5. Rose1980

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    apo chacha!!!!!!
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Du...Hapa bado sijaelewa how men are like Antenna...!
    Kwahiyo hiyo booster ni Houseboy?
     
  7. bacha

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    mmmmh hiki kizazi kina raha yake bana!!!!!!
     
  8. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    bad 4u uliyezaliwa 1887
     
  9. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    anybody related to antena
    tatizo asi upate burudan sa km inakupa burdan ya kutosha bas pooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa....wakat we waenda kwa mobitel then mrs awa bze na kibust hm anakirekebsha na kuenjoy life....
     
  10. Bigirita

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    We Samaki!!
     
  11. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!!! Nimechoka kwenye ndoa kuna mengi I wish niingie huko nijionee mwenyewe hayo ya Antena,Booster na TV!!

     
  12. Bigirita

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    Orait, kwa hiyo ili wewe TV uweze kuonyesha bila chenga, unajichomeka booster, unaigeuza kiurahisi na kwa jinsi utakavo ww.
    Kwa hiyo antena ni usumbufu coz handling yake haiko user friedly, ili TV wewe uonyeshe clear ni mpaka utoke nje na kugeuza geuza!
     
  13. Rose1980

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    wewe beb woka!!!!!!
     
  14. Rose1980

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    bust =DIG DIG
    ai unajua shuguli zao?
     
  15. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    tena makubwwa
    TUACHE SISI NA NDOA ZETU...
     
  16. Mtego wa Noti

    Mtego wa Noti JF-Expert Member

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    yaani umenichekesha mno mpaka nimedoondosha udenda kwenye computer yangu....interesting..u have made my day nicer
     
  17. bacha

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    we binti acha fujo bana!!!
     
  18. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    ntakuja kuufuta usijali...!!!!
    ahh watu awa wana idea za kusema wanawake tu as if wao wapya na watakatifu sana...mi stak ivo wanawake pia ni watu tunaitaj heshimaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
     
  19. Rose1980

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    fujo za nini?
    kwani atujaoana?au unanisalit?
     
  20. Lamchina

    Lamchina JF-Expert Member

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    Haya bwana mnatisha kiukweliNa dish je tunafaanyeje?
     
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