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Wakurya na kiswahili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mulhat Mpunga, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaha hii iliniacha hooi bin taabani
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    MKURYA MMOJA ALISIKIKA AKISEMA:



    AROO! HAYA MAJITU YANASHINDWA KUBIKIRI FIZURI, MAWASO YAO YOTE YAKO KWENYE KURA KIBORO NA UCHI.


    akiwa na maana ya:



    ALOO! HAWA WATU WANASHINDWA KUFIKIRI VIZURI, MAWAZO YAO YOTE YAKO KWENYE KULA KIPORO NA UJI.:eyebrows:







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  2. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh

    Mkurya. Hifi mutafungua lini magambuni yenu?
    Akiwa na maana: hivi mtafungua lini makampuni yenu?


    Teh, badala ya p wanaweka g
     
  3. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Mmoja alikuwa jeshini akawakuta kuruta wageni wamekalia fumu huku saa meja kasima maana alikuwa hana gwana na wale ni wageni, coplo akawashia moto kwa kusema, "nyie kuruta mmekaria bomu na saa meja kasima,muna bhiriki bizuri" duh waliruka hao!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Ivo eeh
     
  5. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nikasome kwanza, nisijemwaga upupu humu.
     
  6. Viol

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    Haro hiri rinyama ritamu
     
  7. W

    Wazzzza Member

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    Mtoto wa mkurya kapata kaz benk NMB akamuambia babake,baba akamuliza hilo 'NMB ndio jeshi gan?.
     
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    Mura hifi sh erefu kumi ina kiburi ngapi?
     
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    Teh teh teh,achen fix wakuu.
     
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    sawabho JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee wa Kikurya akamwmuliza Mzee mwenzake......Hivi mwanao anafanya kazi gani vile? akamwambia anafanya kazi NAFCO, ....Mzee kauliza .....Ni Kajeshi gani hako tena?
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Hiri kuruta rinashindwa kunywa uchi wa moto.
     
  12. Capt Tamar

    Capt Tamar JF-Expert Member

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    Hiri ringine rirituambia rinaitwa maiko huku rinaandika michaeri jizi hiri taata
     
  13. Mulhat Mpunga

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    hihihiiii
     
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    Wisest man JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha!!
     
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    Wisest man JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha!!! du, nimecheka sana.
     
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    Area 254 JF-Expert Member

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    ni nouma
     
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    acheni mambo ya kipuuzi mmexhakuwa mbona mnawajadili na kuwakxhfu wenzenu kiac hicho? jct imagine if it could be u?
     
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    Haloo mleta mada. Usitafsiri jokes, unapunguza utamu wake, hasa kwangu mimi binafsi.
     
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    wewe mama Bhoke ntaghuja nkubhige bhiboko.
     
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    We mama chacha embu njoo huku nikurenge!!
     
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