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Wakuliwa bikra miaka 5 kabla kujamiiana na ikawa soo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MgonjwaUkimwi, Mar 14, 2012.

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    MgonjwaUkimwi JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya kukaa miaka 5 bila kujamiiana wakiwa kama wachumba, ukafika ule usiku uliohalalishwa kwa Bwana harusi (ambaye alikuwa hajafanya tendo la ndoa tangu azaliwe) na Bibi harusi (bikra) kufanya tendo la ndoa.

    Katikati ya tendo bwana harusi akaanza kupiga kelele "kinakuja kinakuja kinakuja" " je mke wangu nikitoe? "sema kama nikitoe". Mke akajibu: "kitoe mume wangu". Mume akatoa kipande cha kinyesi nchi 3. Ikafika zamu ya mke kupiga kelele: "mume wangu endelea, endelea, husiache, hapo hapo"..."mamaaaa wee kunja godoro tafadhali". Mume akawa amechelewa kukunja godoro kwanini nayeye bibi harusi kanya kinyesi cha nchi 3.

    Siku zilizofuata kila mmoja wao akijaribia kileleni anakimbilia chooni na ajabu hawakuwa wanatoa kinyesi tena.
     
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    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Nahc kuna mtu ananibip ngoja ni log out kwanza nimpigie nitarudi baadae maana leo natumia cm.
     
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    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Am..Am.. Itakuwa nimepotea njia hebu nitoke kidogo
     
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    hukyan New Member

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    ndo waenda kutoa au?
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Umesoma hadi darasa la ngapi?hamkujifunza somo la kuandika darasa la kwanza??
     
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    Sir H JF-Expert Member

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    Upuuzi mtupu!
     
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    Madhara ya bangi
     
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    guccio Senior Member

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    aaham aaham kifua kmenibana ngojea nkabanje nje...#pumba bila chenga
     
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    Mgombezi JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja nikatafute miwani ya mbao, nije ku-zoom zaidi...!!!
     
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    ushuzi huu
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Hakuna uwiano kati ya umri wake na makuzi ya ubongo wake!
     
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    N series Senior Member

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    masaburi in work
     
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    kaeso JF-Expert Member

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    Muwe mnajiasesi kabla ya kuposti upuuzi humu!
     
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    Nani kaniambia nifungue thread hii?
     
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    Benny EM Senior Member

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    Access denied, try again!
     
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    mbwagison Member

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    Nitafungua tena kesho!
     
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    kebi Member

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    haichekeshi...
     
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    Mpigaji JF-Expert Member

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    Nitakupigia baadae kidogo,mbavu zinauma naenda kulala kidogo!
     
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    error 404
     
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    coment za watu zimenichekesha sana
     
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