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Wako anataka nini?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Pearl, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    Mke anaeishi MASAKI akimuagiza mumewe"honey plz ukitoka kazini nilitee soseji,piza au kuku,plz swty usisahau"
    Ishu ipo kwa Mke wa TANDALE"Utackia "wewe Juma usisahau ukirudi uje na miguu ya kuku,muhindi wa kuchoma weka na ndimu na pilipili nyingi,embe ng'ong'o,mihongo ya kukaanga na utumbo wa kuku usisahau kuweka ndimu na pilipili"
    WW MKEO/MUME NI WA WAPI?ANAANGIZA VIPI?
     
  2. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    nanukuu "Baba Jr leo nina hamu ya vibua urudipo pitia feri basi waambie wakukaangie kabisa na pilipili waweke pembeni mie utakuta nshapika ugali, pia usisahau wale kuku wekundu hata nusu kilo pale kwa mpemba kariakoo"
     
  3. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    ''....AITHEE MUME WANGU GEOFF,naomba uniletee valuu mbili na kongoro bomba aithee'':D
     
  4. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu Geoof valuu 2 na kongoro?!!

    Hapo mechi si mpaka keshokutwa! tih tih tih tih
     
  5. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Wife ukirudi pitia karanga Mbichi hapo sokoni!
     
  6. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    "Hun ukirudi naomba uniletee mtarimbo ukiwa haujatumiwa na mtu mwingine"
     
  7. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Naona mazee yako muda si mrefu ataanza kuhitaji msaada wa Viagra!
     
  8. afrolife

    afrolife Member

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    hny pls usisahau kunua viroba vyako ... me nletee redds 2 tu! Ooops usisahau na maziwa ya mtoto! :)
     
  9. carmel

    carmel JF-Expert Member

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    kweli naona mtarimbo wako haulali doro
     
  10. Lily Flower

    Lily Flower JF-Expert Member

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    Darling nimesahau pweza kwenye shopping list, leo natamani kweli usisahu kununua.
     
  11. Noname

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    this is my husband....pls. Comeback home first...
     
  12. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Afu wewe si nlikwambia ntakutia kwenye ignore list yangu?........:)
     
  13. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Naona ndiko tunakoelekea lakini haina noma nitamsaidia ...!!!
    Ngetwa na Ngoka 11
     
  14. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Nguli yuko wapi wajameni nimemmiss mie ...
     
  15. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Mafuriko ya Kilosa ulichangia? Alikuwa mmojawapo wa waathirika.
     
  16. A

    Akili Kichwani JF-Expert Member

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    naaanza kukubali mamiii.................. at least wewe umeenda direct to the point. kwa nini uagize vipeperushi wakati kitu real unachotaka unakijuaaaaa????????????

    aje kwanza na hayo mengine mtatuma hata vijana............ebo................
     
  17. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nilikuwa na sms kumbe basi zitakuwa zimemsaidia !
     
  18. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Leo mwisho wa mwezi......... ukishapata mshahara breki ya kwanza nyumbani.........
     
  19. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Zile za kifisadi! Stuka!:(
     
  20. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wangu anataka nyama ya kasuku.
     
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