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wake za watu...... lakini...

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Nyodo1, Mar 24, 2011.

  1. Nyodo1

    Nyodo1 Member

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    It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

    The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

    St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

    He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

    St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

    "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

    "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
     
  2. Susy

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    mhh!!! the english is not reachable!! kichwa cha habari kisw, body kingereza haya lol atakaye elewa aniandikie kwa ufupi nitarudi badae!!!
     
  3. Iza

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    Hii ingefaa kwenye Jokes...
     
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    Haya, sasa hivi kichwa kimeshachoka!!!!
    Mpaka baadae!!!
     
  5. Remmy

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    Mmm, nasubiri wakikutana sijui itakuwaje?
     
  6. pangalashaba

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    huyo wa tatu ndo alikuwa kajificha kwenye friji lililotupwa na jamaa mwenye mke. duuuuuuuuuuuhh,hiyo kali.
     
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    Kumbe tuko wengi hatuelewi kidhungu na mimi nasubiri tafsiri
     
  8. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    Da dena lol, ndio nasoma hapa intermediate level 1, this is a book, this is a cup!! kaazi kweli kweli!
     
  9. Garmii

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    nahisi kihindihindi!
     
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    That is a chair, John is reading a book ha ha ha raha kujifunza nikijua tu nakuja kuchangia hii thread
     
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    Maskini kumbe mwizi alikwa kwenye friji wale wengine ni ma innocent story nzuri sana inafunza mengi kwenye mahusiano, tusikurupuke tu kuvamia watu tukidhani wanatembea na wenza wetu, hasa wale wenzangu na mimi wanaovamia tu kamkuta mume bar anaanza kumwaga meza au mingumi badae ushaumia unagundua mwizi wako alikuwa kaenda chooni lol???? hii sio joke hapa ni mahala pake haswa
     
  12. Masikini_Jeuri

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    Mie sipati picha huyo mwanamke huko aliko ...............kusababisha vifo vya wananume wa 3! itamkaa mpaka siku ya kiama!
     
  13. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Mmenifurahisha kushinda hata kisa chenyewe..
     
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