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Wakalimani mupo?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by LeopoldByongje, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. LeopoldByongje

    LeopoldByongje JF-Expert Member

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    A famous American preaching couple (Mr & Mrs Stumbles) hired Mr.Hamisi for translation upon the failure to get a proper local bi-lingual inLamu.....the preaching had the following translation!

    STUMBLE:Hello!
    HAMISI: Hero!

    STUMBLE:Everything comes from above.!!
    HAMISI: Vitu vyote huja juu juu,

    STUMBLE: When we look today,
    [FONT=Courier New!]HAMISI:[/FONT][FONT=Courier New!]Ni lini Tutaangalia leo.[/FONT]

    STUMBLE: We notice Everywhere,
    HAMISI: Twabandika Ilani kila pahali.

    STUMBLE: It is apparent that,
    HAMISI:Hata huyo ni mzazi tu.

    STUMBLE: Things have changed
    HAMISI:Vitu vimegeuzwa geuzwa.

    STUMBLE: The teens of today,
    HAMISI:Mikebe ya leo,

    STUMBLE: Have stopped putting on ! Bell-Bottoms,
    HAMISI:Imesimama,na kuweka juu makengele chini,

    STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
    HAMISI:Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,

    STUMBLE: know perfectly well,
    HAMISI:Na muwajue vizuri sana ,

    STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
    HAMISI:Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,

    STUMBLE: Are successfull only if held from above,
    [FONT=Co! urier New]HAMISI[/FONT][FONT=Co! urier New]: [/FONT][FONT=Co! urier New]Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.[/FONT]

    STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
    HAMISI:Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,

    STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
    HAMISI:Uuweke kwanza na juu,

    STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and strong,
    HAMISI:Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,

    STUMBLE:Should anybody want to test you,
    HAMISI:Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,

    STUMBLE:Will feel its work,
    HAMISI:Ataisikia kazi yake,

    STUMBLE: Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out,
    HAMISI:Ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu mojaikimwagika nje,

    STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
    HAMISI:Sehemu hiyo ita tiririka ,na itatafuta sehemu sahihi

    STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
    HAMISI:na sehemu hiyo itabakia.

    STUMBLE: Amen.
    HAMISI:Huyo ni mwanamme.
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Hamisi kweli ni mtunzi wa hadithi.
    Utafsiri gani huo?
     
  3. Ilumine

    Ilumine Senior Member

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    :confused2: kazi ipo, ndio elimu yetu hiyo tuipatayo. Mfasiri kama huyo naye anaweza kujiita msomi, halafu tukampa kura zetu.:glasses-nerdy:
     
  4. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii kiboko
     
  5. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    akili za mfasiri zilikuwa kingono2 zaidi
     
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