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Wahaya Bwana- Kagera Day Balaa Tupu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MzalendoHalisi, Dec 8, 2007.

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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Kagera Day ni balaa

    Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day ni vituko tupu. Kiasi cha
    shilingi Bilioni 1.4 zilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi.

    1. Prof. Rweikiza wa Marekani- Sh. milioni 50

    2. Prof.Rutashobya wa Chuo kikuu cha Havard-Milioni 40

    3. Prof. Rweyimamu wa Afrika Kusini hakuweza kuja leo lakini ametuma
    hundi ya USD 20000

    4. Prof Rwabuyongo wa Ufaransa ametoa Sh. millioni 20

    5. Prof. Rwebangira yeye amemtuma mkewe Kokushubira na yupo hapa na
    Cash. Milioni 15000 amechelewa ndege ifwakti akitokea kutoa matibabu
    Canada kwa mgonjwa anaye mhudumia huko.

    6. Prof. Kokubenza ambaye nimewasiliana naye kwa simu na amedai kuwa
    ameshikwa na mafua amesema hakuna tatizo tumtume mtu aende London
    akachuklue Milioni 45.

    7. Dk. Kagirwa huyu alikuwa Mzumbe miaka ya 90 lakini sasa yupo chuo
    Kikuu cha Oxford amesema atatoa milioni 30.

    8. Dk. Muganyizi ametoa milioni 20.

    9. Dk. Mchunguzi ambaye sasa anamalizia Reseach yake ili aupate
    Uprofesa amesema yeye na mkewe ambaye ametunukiwa PhD juzi hapo
    mlimani pamoja na mtoto wao Rwechungura atatoa milioni 20.

    10. Wengine wengi kama akina Katabazi, Kavodago, Kaceritale,
    Kazenitalema, Katalyeba na akina Kokushuma wao wametoa kiasi kidogo na
    wao wamekaa kule nyuma hata hatukuona haja ya kukupa mkono kwa kuwa
    wametoa cash milioni kati ya 5 na 9. Pia mheshimiwa hawa nikuwa wana
    Masters tu ndo hata tumeona elimu bado ndogo sio sawa na akina Rwegasira.
     
  2. AlMusoma

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    Kwani kuna Wahaya wanaume?
     
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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Du ila Wahaya bwana kwa kujisifia ..yaani Baabu Kubwa!
     
  4. Baba_Enock

    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    Andika "kwa kusifiwa":)
     
  5. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kujisifia na kupenda kusifiwa kwa sifa zao:)
     
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    Audax JF-Expert Member

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    Ebu tafuteni vitu vingine vya kusema,maana huu ni mchango amabao watu wameamua kuchanga kwa nia zao ili kuleta maendeleo,hapa kwenye mchango hamna kujidai wala nini,ebu tuwe wawazi juu ya hili.Na hii inaonyesha ni jinsi gani walivyona nia ya kuchangia kwa lengo la kuleta maendeleo,wanaelewa nini maana ya maendeleo na nafasi ya mtu binafsi katika kuisaidia jamii.
     
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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Audax,

    We vipi? hii ni thread ya udaku na utani!!

    Sasa nini hapo hakieleweki??
     
  8. The Spit

    The Spit JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhah,that's hilarious!...si utani maombwenu kwa misifa ucpime!..hahah
    hiyo hitimisho ndo inaua,hahah!
     
  9. Castle

    Castle Member

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    wamemsahau professor mukandala wa udsm.
     
  10. Shukuru

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    mmh.... jamani huu sasa ugomvi..
     
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    Kichakoro JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi nini kimefanika Tangu hela hizo zikusanywe mwaka mmoja na nusu uliopita?? Je ilikuwa sawa na fashion show ama?????

    WAZEE WA KUCHOMA NDIZI
     
  12. Ab-Titchaz

    Ab-Titchaz Content Manager Staff Member

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    Hayo majina mwisho wa mawazo!
     
  13. Ng'azagala

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    kwikwikwi tehetehe kazi kwelikweli, masters ni ndogo? kweli wahaya wanajisifu
     
  14. Kandambilimbili

    Kandambilimbili R I P

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    kwani hujui? subiri ukutane nao wakati ukitoka kuiba NGOMBE ndio utawajua mpaka utamsimuRia mama Bhoke.

    Wengine mnavamia THREAD nakuchangia bila kuanglia iko kwenye forum gani, MODS mnakazi kubwa ya kutueleimisha hapa
     
  15. epigenetics

    epigenetics JF-Expert Member

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    Project tayari zipo kwenye pipeline mkuu.... Infwakt, unaweza angalia ukurasa wa tovuti ya mkoa hapo chini kupata data zaidi.

    TOVUTI YA MKOA WA KAGERA ...............


    Utani pembeni.
    Siku hiyo (Kagera Day 2007) rasilimali zenye thamani ya TShs. 1,500,000,000 (Bilioni moja na nusu) ziliahidiwa au/na kutolewa.
    Nguvu za wananchi ni njia njema kusaidia maendeleo. Tanzania tuhimize utamaduni wa responsible 'fund raising' katika masuala kama Elimu na Afya.
     
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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    epigenetics,

    Ahsante Mkuu!

    Ni tovuti nzuri..mie napenda sana BKB na Wilaya zote nimefika!

    Sasa ktk hii kutengeneza tovuti- what is the level of seriousness? Yaani Cut paste habari ya Mbeya?? Huyu mtu anayehusika na hii tovuti anawaangusha! Tafauteni mtu qualified and serious!

    Hii thread ipo ktk utani/udaku ila this cut and paste thing sii utani ni serious!

    See below habari za Bukoba Rural!

     
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    Kwa misifa ya hawa jamaa lugha ktk hii tovuti ilitakiwa iwe English au angalau Kihaya
     
  18. epigenetics

    epigenetics JF-Expert Member

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    That is a serious blunder.........
     
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    Mugerezi JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanza ongereni wana Kagera kwakuwa na website. Nimejaribu kupitia hizi website za mikoa naona kama zinafanana. Its like anayezitengeneza ni mtu mmoja au hao wengine wote wamedesa kutoka kwa aliyetengeneza ya kwanza. Hivyo makosa yaliyo kwenye tovuti ya kagera yanaweza pia kuwa kwenye nyingine. Lakini ni kosa kubwa sana inaonyesha jamaa hayuko makini. Watu inabidi tubadilike inapokuja kazi lazima uifanye kazi kwa uwezo wako wote na kujiridhisha kuwa kila kitu kiko safi.
     
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    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    Nilitaka nizimie mimi kumba hii thread iko kwenye jokes/utani! Khaa
     
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