Rutashubanyuma
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- Sep 24, 2010
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[h=1]10 women, 10 awful outfits, 6 reasons to feel a bit smug (and buy yourself an appropriate bra)[/h]
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6 reasons to feel smug if you count each boob as a separate problem... Only 3 reasons to feel smug if you group tits into a singular entity.
Perhaps we're turning in to our mother (it happens) but there is something going on under this array of white t-shirts that is bothering us. It's not the boobs themselves we don't like, it's the obnoxious undergarments that are covering them up.
We never thought it would happen to us, but we've developed a hatred for intimidating underwear. The kind that sits there looking arrogant like it knows it's got the best job out of all the clothes... to hold pert the lady lumps. We know it's old fashioned and that the new age, new wave, nu rave fashion types are probably wearing this style deliberately and with pride... My bra's brighter than your bra... Yeah but my T-Shirt is thinner than your T-Shirt...etc but realistically girls?
It just looks sloppy.
And a bit rank.
Cover 'em up or get 'em out and that's that.
Click on the 'i' for bitchings...
Words: Olivia
Pics: Getty, BIG PICTURES, WireImage, Splash News, Rex Features
- Posted by: 3am
- 24/07/11
- 01:00 pm
- Ashley Olsen,
- Gwen Stefani,
- Kristen Stewart,
- Vanessa Hudgens,
- Fearne Cotton,
- diana vickers,
- Alice Dellall,
- Jameela Jamil,
- Emma Roberts,
- hayley hasselhoff,
- You look rank
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6 reasons to feel smug if you count each boob as a separate problem... Only 3 reasons to feel smug if you group tits into a singular entity.
Perhaps we're turning in to our mother (it happens) but there is something going on under this array of white t-shirts that is bothering us. It's not the boobs themselves we don't like, it's the obnoxious undergarments that are covering them up.
We never thought it would happen to us, but we've developed a hatred for intimidating underwear. The kind that sits there looking arrogant like it knows it's got the best job out of all the clothes... to hold pert the lady lumps. We know it's old fashioned and that the new age, new wave, nu rave fashion types are probably wearing this style deliberately and with pride... My bra's brighter than your bra... Yeah but my T-Shirt is thinner than your T-Shirt...etc but realistically girls?
It just looks sloppy.
And a bit rank.
Cover 'em up or get 'em out and that's that.
Click on the 'i' for bitchings...
Words: Olivia
Pics: Getty, BIG PICTURES, WireImage, Splash News, Rex Features
