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Wacha kelele, mwenzako yule pale, kimyaaa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Mar 16, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Ilitokea ajali ya barabarani lakini kwa bahati nzuri abiria walipata mikwaruzo tu kidogo isipokuwa mmoja ambaye alifariki hapo hapo.

    Katika walioumia, mmoja aliyekwaruzika mguu na kutoka damu nyingi, alikuwa analia kwa kelele. Baada ya kuona kelele zimezidi, abiria mmoja alishindwa kustahamili na kumkabili yule majeruhi.

    "Wewe ha**thi nini? Kelele tu! Yo yo yo, uwii uwii uwii! Mwangalie mwenzako yule pale, amekufa na yuko kimya, wewe kwa kuumia mguu tu kelele hatuna amani. Pumbafff!!!"
     
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    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Saves him/her right! hahahahahaha
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    very true
     
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    Mess JF-Expert Member

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    Kaka mfano mzuri huo na ni fumbo. CUF walishakufa zamani sana , sasa chadema wakipiga kelele serikali inasema acha kelele we si unamuona mwenzio kimyaaa. Thanks mkuu
     
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    hahahahaha mtu kafa kauchuna kmya itakuwa yy kaumia kduchu v
     
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    duuuuhhhhhhh..........
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Ilitokea Mbeya hii.
     
  8. mkudeson

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    aacha kudeka kuumia kidogo unapiga kelele, ALA!!
     
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