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Wa mwisho ndio mshindi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wambuzi, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. W

    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Habari wanaJF,

    Nnaomba tucheze mchezo unaitwa "wa mwisho ndo mshindi"......... Ni mchezo rahisi sana, unaanzisha sentensi kwenye neno la mwisho la sentensi aloandika mwenzako.

    Mfano:

    Ualimu Tanzania ni kazi ngumu kiasi

    Kiasi ambacho kama hukuzoea maisha ya tabu, utalalama kila siku

    Siku uianze vizuri bwana, ukiianza vibaya lazima utukane mwenzio

    Mwenzio ni mtu ambaye mnaweka hisia zenu pamoja bila kusalitiana kama dr. Ulimboka na madkatari

    Madaktari wa Tanzania wanahitaji kulipwa zaidi........ (tuendelee kwa mtindo huo wanaJF, wa mwisho ndo winner.. Karibuni sana)
     
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    nameless girl JF-Expert Member

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    zaidi ya watu asilimia 60 ni masikini Tanzania
     
  3. P

    Physics Member

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    Tanzania ni nchi yenye viongozi wengi mafisadi.
     
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    nameless girl JF-Expert Member

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    mafisadi ni chanzo cha umasikini
     
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    Umasikini umeletwa na serikali ya ccm dhaifu
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Umasikini umekosa tiba kabisa haswa katika kipindi hiki cha serikali ya CCM

     
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    nameless girl JF-Expert Member

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    CCM ni chama chenye wapinzani wengi nchini
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Nchini mwetu asilimia kubwa ni wananchi wanao ishi chini ya dola moja kwa siku.
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Siku zinasonga na serikali ya jk inazid kuonyesha udhaifu.
     
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    Mbundenali Member

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    Siku magwanda wakichukua nchi nitaongeza mke wa pili
     
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    udhaifu hauna tofauti na matopetope
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Matope mitaa ya Sinza mvua ikinyesha Dar es salaam ni balaa
     
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    Balaa kubwa ni pale unapofumaniwa na rafiki yako mkubwa ukimmega mke wake.
     
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    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Wake wa viongozi wa ccm wanayo kazi maana kila siku fumanizi.
     
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    Adharusi JF-Expert Member

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    Fumanizi sio jambo la kawaida
     
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    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Kawaida ndo mpango mzima.
     
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    mzima hamjui mgonjwa.
     
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    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    Mgonjwa akikosa tiba kutokana na mgomo wa madaktari hana uhai tena.
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Tena nitapitia bar kutoa lock.
     
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    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    lock haitoki bar ladba upunguze mawazo
     
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