Vyuo vya Tanzania

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  1. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    zifuatazo ni tabia na kasumba ya wanafunzi wa vyuo vya Tanzania:

    1. Maskini,waoga na washamba- SUA
    2. Matajiri,wajanja na wenye akili- MZUMBE
    3. Wenye akili chache,wavivu na matozi,master duu- CBE DAR
    4. Malaya , wasanii,wauza sura na wasio jiweza kiakili- IFM
    5. Upeo mdogo,wapenda sifa na watoto wa mama- TUMAIN UNIVERSITY
    6. Wazalendo wenye asili ya Arusha na Moshi- MUCCOBS
    7. Wapenda ofa duni za serikali- TIA
    8. Waliokosa vyuo kabisa- RUCCO
    9. Mafundi- DIT,ST JOSEPH,MBEYA INSTITUTE OF TECH
    10. Wapenda dezo na wamekosa nafasi UDSM- UNIVERSITY OF DODOMA
    11. Wasiojali future- SAUT, USTAWI WA JAMII,MWL NYERERE,MAGOGONI,UHAZILI TABORA,CBE DODOMA
    12. wenye uwezo wa kipesa na kiakili but walifeli form4 au form 6- IAA
    13. Wanaosoma sana but silent- ST JOHN,KAIRUKI,KCMC,BUGANDO
    14. Wasiofahamu umuhimu wa elimu- CHUO CHA MIPANGO DOM, ZANZIBAR UNIVERSITY ,MORO MUSLIMU,NYUKI TABORA
    15. Wakujitolea na future duni- DUCE,MUCE,TEOPHILO KISANJI,KIGURUNYEMBE,nk
    16. Wasiojali nchi mamluki- ABROAD
    17. Watu wa sifa zote hapo juu na za kila aina- UDSM
     
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    seer Senior Member

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    ................we umesoma kipi?
     
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    Shangazi JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo atakuwa kasoma cha US
     
  4. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu,
    mi fundi kamili from DIT :D
     
  5. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu huna takwimu kaa chini.
     
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    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    It makes Sense!
     
  7. Mwita Maranya

    Mwita Maranya JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja na kwamba hayo ni mawazo yako binafsi, ambayo nina uhakika hujayafanyia utafiti wowote wa kisayansi, sana sana ni maneno ya vijiweni tena vijiwe vilivyoishiwa, nakupa pale kwa kujaribu kuionyesha jamii upeo wako wa kukurupukia mambo.Pia sina uhakika kama kweli wewe uliwahi kuwa mzalendo wa 'TAIFA TEULE'.Au unatafuta kujua tabia za vyuo ulivyovitaja kwa kuchokoza watu?
    Ukweli ni kuwa mafundi hawako hivyo, hawapendi maneno maneno ya bla bla.
    we huoni wanavyopewa vimishahara vidogoooo, wanazidiwa tena mbali sana na wahasibu, mabenka, wakaguzi wa mahesabu, wagavi, n.k lakini wao wanakwenda na maisha kimya kimya na kinaeleweka!!!!
     
  8. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    nimekuchoma nini?
    watu wote hatuwezi kuwa madaktari wala walimu wala mabenka, pointless :D
     
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    GP JF-Expert Member

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    by the way this is JOKE
    :D :D
     
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    shentemba New Member

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    Mbona wa MUHAS hujawapa sifa zao?
     
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    Lgy8250 Member

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    Atawapa baadae lakini naona utafiki huu wa kifukunyuku ulifanyika
    kabla baadhi ya vyuo havijaanzishwa kwa kuwa umekaaa kizeeekizee
    tena Jizeee lililofulia lipo kijiwe linashindana Usela na madogo yanayochipukia
    Lakini its funi mi mwenyewe nipo kwenye College mojawapo ila si kiivyo
    fundi alivyo andika ila bigup man Fundi oyeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  12. Katibukata

    Katibukata JF-Expert Member

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    MUHAS ni chuo au primary?? Vyuo vingine vimejificha uvunguni!! Huenda ni kwa sababu ya ufanisi hafifu au wako kimya??
     
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    Mkeshahoi JF-Expert Member

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    Nasikitika kuwa umesahau wataalam wa Tanzania ya Kesho- ARDHI UNIVERSITY;)
     
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    Hii inaonyesha ni jinsi gani ulivyo mbumbumbu mzungu wa reli.Mimi nimekueleza kwamba mafundi hawapigi makelele wala hawana blabla kama unavyofanya hapa, nikakupa mfano kuwa vimishahara vyao ni vidogo kulinganisha na madaktari, mabenka, wahasibu n.k lakini wao hawalalamiki maisha wanayasongesha kimya kimya. Wanatumia vizuri utaalamu wao kufanikisha mambo yao.Sasa unapokurupuka na kusema wote hatuwezi kuwa madaktari, nani kakuambia hivyo?au unaota?
     
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    Mwita Maranya JF-Expert Member

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    Katibukata mbona unachekesha kihivyo!!!! hapa tunazungumzia vyuo vya Tanzania kama thread inavyotaja hapo juu, ingawa muanzilishi wa thread hakuweka bayana ni vyuo gani, vya elimu ya juu, vya ufundi stadi au vya udereva laki ni kwa kuangalia majina ya vyuo vilivyotajwa moja kwa moja unaelewa kwamba anazungumzia vyuo vya elimu ya juu. sasa haya mambo ya primary wapi na wapi?Labda nikusaidie tu kwamba MUHAS ni chuo kikuuu cha tiba na sayansi ama ukipenda MUHIMBILI UNIVERSITY OF HEALTH AND ALLIED SCIENCE
     
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    Kyatsvapi JF-Expert Member

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    Utakuwa umesoma Mzumbe tu, maana sifa ulizowapa si zao....
     
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    Papa Sam JF-Expert Member

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    leta nikupe wazo mbadala ktk hoja yako, ni kua ni wanafunzi hao hao wa Mzumbe hata wakiwa na First class hawapokelewi kwa masters Mlimani au IFM, nenda kaangalie takwimu za wanaofeli zaidi PGDA pale IFM Wana background ya wapi, au nenda bodi ya Uhasibu kaangalie takwimu za ufauli za wanafunzi wenye background ya mzumbe..... na hiyo ni kwa upande wa wahasibu, tazama malecturers..... wa Chuo chako MZUMBE NI MADUDU. lakini ni mawazo yako...., unajua unawaza kizamani sana, maana kwa kadri wasomi wa ngazi ya shahada au stashahada ya juu wanavyoongezeka wewe unaona kua ni anguko la kitaaluma..... unawivu wakichawi.
     
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    Huyu ningekuwa moderator ni wa kufungia mwaka kwa kuwa anabuni mambo na anakurupuka. Kwa maoni yangu huyu aliye-threadisha hii mada ni moja ya members wa the said ************ kwa kuwa mtiririko wa fikra zake ni 100% huko. Moderator mwambie hapa ni jamvi la wastaarabu. Ranking criteria alotumia ni ya kizeutamu.com kabisa. Tena anatakiwa ajieleze elimu yake hapa jamvini isijekuwa ali-disco na baadae kubainika alighushi vyeti - a common syndrome in some Universities
     
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    Nyauba JF-Expert Member

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    MUHAS -Hawajielewiiii
     

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