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Vyakula, vitu, vinywaji na matendo vinaweza kuwa na mahusiano na kabila la mtu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Midavudavu, Feb 20, 2012.

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Naanza lakini msinihukumu;
    1. Ukiona mtu ana penda sana mbege-Ni Mchaga
    2. Ukiona mtu ni bahiri sana-Huyo bila shaka atakuwa Mpare
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    Masuke JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiona mtu anapenda wanawake weupe-huyo atakuwa msukuma.

    Ugali wa mtama na kamongo-atakuwa mjaluo.
     
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    The only JF-Expert Member

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    hana maamuzi- mkwele

    majivuno-muhaya

    msabato kupitiliza-mkulya
     
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    VI CENT New Member

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    Chukua chako mapema-mchaga
     
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    Mfarisayomtata JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke anayependa wanaume=mhaya.
     
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    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Anaependa kupiga mizinga sana= mgogo.
    Anaependa wali na samaki = mndamba.
    Kujiua & mitungi ya jadi= mhehe.
    Kulialia=( hivi PM kabila gani vile?!)
    Wakarimu=WANYAMWEZI.
     
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    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Anapenda fitna-******
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Kiburi na dharau>mnyakyusa.
     
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    snochet JF-Expert Member

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    anaependa kusugua malapa nakuosha miguu kila saa-mrangi
    anapenda bangi na mkorofi-mmeru
    anapenda kufuga vyombo-mbena
    mbishi-mnyambo
    wanaume wao hawapendi kuvaa chupi-wambulu . . . . . .mi simo
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Wenye rathilimali lakini mathikini wa kutupwa-watanzania(duh..cjui kama hili nalo ni kabila kama thio munithamehe)
     
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    molely molly JF-Expert Member

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    fitina - wapare
    mashoga wa kiume -wachaga(wakina kinje)
    wasomi,wakarim,wanaotoa misaada- wahaya
    fake pastors- wanyakyusa
    ma house boy-wasambaa
     
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    molely molly JF-Expert Member

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    A girl asked a pastor to explain what is heaven hell and devil also she want to know much which way she can use to see heaven
    A PASTOR; Girl between your two legs there is hell and between ma two leggs there is DEVIL so just put DEVIL in HELL the you will see HEAVEN
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    wanaoongoza kwa umbumbumbu-wamasai akina molely
     
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