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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    A boy was driving down
    the street,
    was late 4 his exam &
    couldn't find a parking.

    Looking up towards the
    Heaven he said,

    "Lord, If
    u find me a parking
    space, I'll give up
    drinking smoking"

    Miraculously, A parking
    space appeared.

    He looked up again &
    said,
    "Never mind.. I
    found one"
     
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    When Everyone has left you & No one is around you
    & You are Standing alone in some corner of this
    world..

    Always Remember One Thing, . . . . . . . . .

    Its the Best Time to Adjust your . . . . .
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    UNDERWEAR
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Galileo-----> Great mind
    Einstein---->Genius mind
    Newton-----> Extraordinary mind
    Bill Gates----> Brilliant Mind
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    .Me-----> Nevermind.....
     
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    Funny Sentence Written
    On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
    Walking On Side Of The Road:
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    "You Are Not Looking At
    The Road Right Now,
    Be Careful..!
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Girl sitting on the bench of a govt.park .. ..
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    Beggar : Hi darling..!!

    Girl (Angrily): How dare you call me as darling?

    Begga r: Then what are you doing on my bed..! :O..
    [/h]
     
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    [h=6]She said fu*k me and do something dirty ........ So I shagged her and shit under the pillow
    [/h]
     
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    You made my day with this one!
     
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    excellent
     
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