Vituko vya Weekendi III

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Pastor wipes off sweat with panties

By Robert Nyasato


A pastor caused a stir when he removed a womans panties from his pocket and used it to wipe sweat from his face in the middle of a sermon.

Apparently the man of the cloth thought he was wiping out a handkerchief to clear his forehead of sweat as he preached under a blazing sun.

The incident, which occurred during a lunch hour sermon at a popular open-air church in Kisii town, confounded worshippers who were later seen discussing their pastor in groups.

It later emerged that the pastor, who is married with one child, had spent the previous night with a member of his congregation after lying to his wife that he was attending nightlong prayers popularly known as kesha in the town and would, therefore, be away from home.

The woman is married and her husband works in Nairobi.

It is suspected that after spending the night in the womans house, the pastor was leaving hurriedly in the wee hours when he pocketed his lovers underwear thinking it was his handkerchief.

But his adulterous adventures caught up with him while delivering the lunchtime sermon before a huge gathering when he wiped out the handkerchief to the utter shock of believers.

"One of the faithful walked straight to the pulpit and alerted him about the mistake upon which he quickly returned the underwear into his pocket. But it was too late as his wife was in attendance and had seen everything," Mr Martin Okoyo, who attended the session, told Crazy Monday.

The pastor cut short his sermon and retreated into the church building with his wife in tow. It was not immediately established what transpired between the two.

One of the churchgoers, Gladys Monyangi, a hawker in town said they are still waiting for word from the pastor over the issue.

The incident has been the talk of the town with bar patrons having a field day castigating religious leaders who preach water and drink wine.
 
Oh God!

Ilikua za mwizi arobaini.

Mimi ilinitokea vingine.
Nilienda mitaa fulani kwahio nikanunua ndomu nakuingia kwenye gari, kabla sijafika kwenye mitaa zile ndomu sizioni tena.
Nikatafuta wee bila mafanikio nikawa na mawazo kwamba pengine zilianguka njiani.

Baada ya wiki moja mama watoto akaingia kwenye gari nakuziona bila hata kutafuta.
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Toka siku hio nimekoma
 
Kwa mtaji huo 95% ya watu wa dunia hii hawana akili kabisa

Ni kweli mkuu, pia imeandikwa "Ikimbieni Zinaa, Kila dhambi aitendayo mwanadamu ni nje ya mwili wake; ila yeye afanyaye zinaa hutenda dhambi juu ya mwili wake mwenyewe".
 
Huyu pastor inabidi atoe maelezo ya kueleweka,hii ni hatariii!
..Lagatege sioni haja ya pastor kutoa maelezo mengi kwani inaonyesha wazi kuwa nae ni mtumiaji pia ukizingatia ni binadamu aliyekamilika ukiachilia nafasi yake kwenye jamii. Issue nadhani ni je hiyo kufuli ni ya wife wake au ka-BBQ kake??? akitolea maelezo hilo then ahukumiwe kwa kula chochoro otherwise ni kutereza kwa kawaida kwa wanaume wengi marijali..
 
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