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Vituko vya Sunday School

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.


    "God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
    A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Savior." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.


    "Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
    Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.


    This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!".......


    ... the teacher fainted!
     
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    lol! Hahaha
     
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    Mweeeeeeeee! UTAENDA MOTONI WEWEEEEEEEE, SHAURI YAKO!
     
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    dogo alikuwa anamaanisha Pini.....teh teh teh
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Daaaah...
     
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    Bush @bushbaby ni mtoto wa shetani ndyoko usicheze naye
     
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