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Vituko vya Mwarabu Mahakamani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mashikolomageni, Mar 19, 2011.

  1. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    Mwarabu na Mhindi wameshtakiwa mahakamani kwa kosa la kunywa Gongo. Mhindi akakiri kosa akalipa faini na kuachiwa Mwarabu akajibu "Siku yote phombe kharam sasa takunywa namna gani kharam?" Hakim akamwambia askari "mpe chai huyo". Mwarabu hakujua akashtukia kofi mpaka chini. Alipoinuka nae akamshindilia askari ngumi mpaka chini. Hakim akamuuliza "Wewe kwanini unapiga askari?" Mwarabu akijibu "Yeye manipa miye chai, miye narudisha yeye kikombe"
     
  2. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahaha!
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    haya bana,SEGEREA SEGEREA HATUOGOPI,SEGEREA
     
  4. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    kama vile imerudiwa hii
     
  5. wapalepale

    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh I like it
     
  6. IT Guru

    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    HAHAHA :pound::pound:
     
  7. z

    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    mwarabu is correct
     
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    superfisadi JF-Expert Member

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    kheh teh its so fan
     
  9. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    YES, imerudiwa, kama sio copy and paste
     
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