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Vituko vya condom.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by uporoto01, Jan 27, 2011.

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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Mke: mume wangu leo nilipokuwa nafua nimekuta condom kwenye mfuko wa suruali yako.

    Mume: mke wangu kuna shindano Clouds radio watangazaji wanatembea mitaani ukikutwa na condom mfukoni unapewa laki moja.

    Mke: kama hivyo sawa ukipata hiyo laki nami unipe nusu.

    Kuna watu wana mbinu za kumaliza soo balaa.
     
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    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali, huyo mwanamke lazima ni bimbo
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du!
     
  4. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Kupenda hela kunapunguza reasoning ya baadhi ya watu.......:coffee:
     
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    greedy!
     
  6. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu umenifundisha mbinu mpya ya kuua soo na senksi nimekupa.
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Either the lady is dumb or very greedy.
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    mimi ninawas was na huyo mwanamke anaweza akawa chz kama co MPUMBAVU!
     
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    Under any circumstance Dont under estimate a woman
     
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    lady is mshamba coming from same kijiji were house girl saw used condom
     
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    Mkuu nashukuru kwa kutoa mbinu mbadala za cheating.
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hili neno sijalisikia for a long time 'bimbo', bosi wetu alikuwa na neno lingine kama mtu haelewi kwa haraka 'our resident blond'.
     
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    msifikiri huyo mwamke ni mpumbavu kihivyo. aliamua tu kukubaliana. wanawake wanaelewa sana lakini huwa wanaacha. Si watu wanaopenda makuu.
     
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    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Atiiiii, Sidanganyikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    Mkuu hiyo avatar yako koo limekauka na mate yananidondoka, ni miaka kadhaa sijaonja...unanikumbusha back home.hiyo ni ile kavu ya pale kati?

     
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    She also must be one of the reason mpaka jamaa aanze kuweka hiyo kitu mifukon
     
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    Mwanamke boya huyo!!!
     
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    Mwanamke akishasikia ngawila akili inasimama kufanya kazi.
     
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    Ungetueleza huyo mwanamke anatokea pande zipi ingekuwa poa sana, hao ndio wanafaa!
     
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