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VITUKO - Kwenye Daladala (Abiria & Makondakta).

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BIG Banned, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. BIG Banned

    BIG Banned JF-Expert Member

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    KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA, MNAKOSA RAHA KAMA HIZI!


    Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
    Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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    Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
    Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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    Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
    Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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    Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
    Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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    Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
    Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
    Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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    Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
    Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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    Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
    Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"
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  2. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    umetisha mtu wangu
     
  3. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    umeimalizia siku yangu kwa raha sana...BIG UP
     
  4. kashata

    kashata JF-Expert Member

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    Apo mkuu umebakisha vituko vya mafundi kwenye dakadala
     
  5. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............kweli rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  6. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    saluti mzeiya
     
  7. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Huu uzi ushakuwepo tena hapa ila umenikumbusha nimecheka
     
  8. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    nzr sana,u made my day
     
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    Dan Geoff P Member

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    So so so guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
     
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    filonos JF-Expert Member

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    mmmm hi kali mkuuu......
     
  11. Mirhea

    Mirhea JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee.
     
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