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Vituko Kisauni..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngoshwe, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    These guys from Central are Genius.
    This is a true story that took place last week in Kisauni Makaburini Mombasa!
    A wealthy gentleman had passed on and was being buried at the Kongowea Cemetery in a very expensive coffin. One of the fellows at the burial estimated the coffin to be worth about 230,000ksh and got ideas about it. He came back at mid night the same day, exhumed the coffin and buried the body back. He then lifted the coffin and carried it away on his head. Just as he was leaving the cemetery gates, he came across 4 cops on patrol! "We! Umetoka wapi na unakwenda wapi na kwanini unazika watu usiku?"
    (YOU!, Where are you coming from, and where are you going and why are you burying people at night)"Afande..... Mimi niliambia jamaa zungu "SITAKI KUZIKWA MOMBASA! (Officer, I told my relatives that "I DON'T WANT TO BE BURIED IN MOMBASA")Wanipeleke bara - KIAMBU. (They Should Take me upcountry - KIAMBU)Sasa leo wamenizika hapa na nimekataa, narudi kwetu!!!
    (Today, The Buried me here and I have Refused so am going back home upcountry) Before he finished, All the cops had scampered in different directions!

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Mh, patamu hapo!
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    rununu Member

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    sasa walifanyaje? hapo mbio tu. ila maiti haiongei!!!