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Vitu vitatu ambavyo huwezi kuvifanya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    1.Kuhesabu nywele zako
    2.Kuosha macho kwa kutumia sabuni
    3.Huwezi kuhema ukiwa umetoa ulimi nje.

    Mmmh hebu rudisha ulimi wako ndani nakuzingua tu!
     
  2. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Ahhaaaahhhaa!!! Hapa umewashika wengi.
     
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    john hotsam da1 JF-Expert Member

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    duh,hata mimi umenikamata
     
  4. Jakubumba

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    Namba moja sawa, ila 2, 3 naweza kufanya, cheza na mimi weye, may be ungesema kuosha macho kutumia pilipili
     
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    Emaglo Senior Member

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    Kuangalia masaburi bila ku2mia kioo
     
  6. Losambo

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    Daaaah kumbe JF ni ulimwengu mwingine,
     
  7. Endangered

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    Mkuu umenikamata hapo, nilikuwa kama chizi kwa sekunde kadhaa, kuanzia sasa ntasoma mpaka mwisho ndo nireact. teh teh.
     
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    Alisa Member

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    Haya bana mi cjabisha!
     
  9. Mc Tilly Chizenga

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    Wabogojo nini kuangalia anajipinda mpaka anatokea upande wa pili na kuyapiga kama ngoma!
     
  10. Mkuu rombo

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    mkuuuuuuuuu hata mimi umenishika nimetowa ulimi njee nikajaribu
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Teh halafu tatizo unajua unaweza hema ila unafanya kwa kubisha tu
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh siku nyingine usome kwa makini
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh dem mchina anaweza kuyaona masaburi yake
     
  14. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo ulikuwa unataka kuhakikisha kitu unachofahamu
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Unadanganya
     
  16. Endangered

    Endangered JF-Expert Member

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    kweli mkuu, ndo maana nlikuwa napumua huku najiuliza, 'mbona jamaa katuingiza mkenge?' ile naamua nimalizie kusoma afu nireply kwa nguvu zote, ndo nikakuta kwamba niko 'busted'! Ha ha.
     
  17. Amavubi

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    Kumpiga chabo ***********lu
     
  18. Utingo

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    kufi.ra
     
  19. Myakubanga

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    Umenikamata mkuu Excy.
    Hivi wewe ndio yule Excellent?
     
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  20. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ndo mimi mkuu
     
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