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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ntemi Kazwile, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. Ntemi Kazwile

    Ntemi Kazwile JF-Expert Member

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    A drunkard enters a bus and realizes his wallet went missing.

    Mlevi: Somebody has stolen my wallet! If I don't find it, same thing
    that happened in 1978 will repeat itself today.

    Passengers began to wonder and fear for their life. The pick-pocketer
    got so scared and worriedly gave it back.

    The drunkard checked and all the contents were still there.

    A curious girl asked, "Sir, kwani what happened in 1978?"

    Mlevi: Somebody had picked my wallet and I had to walk all the way home.
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Mlevi used advanced psychology to have his wallet back!
     
  3. mchadema

    mchadema JF-Expert Member

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    tehe! Tehe! Hlo bas. Lkuwa la chuo au? Coz it see people project back up to 1978 tulipotembeza kichapo kwa idd amin
     
  4. Erickb52

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    Hahahaaaaaa waliogopa bure
     
  5. Ntemi Kazwile

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    Walidhani amebeba mabomu hivyo wakaogopa atalipua basi
     
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