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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee mmoja alioa wake wawili na alikuwa anaishi nao nyumba moja.

    Siku moja usiku alipokuwa kwa mke mdogo na kupeana HAKI YA NDOA, bi mdogo UTAMU ukamkolea na akaanza kulalama kwa sauti kubwa
    " TAAMU MUME WANGU, TAAMU MUME WANGU, NAKOJOA, NAKOKJOA, NAKOJOA.............."

    Mke mkubwa chumba cha pili alipo sikia kelele zile alihamaki na kusema kwa sauti kubwa
    "HATA UKIWEZA KUNYA KU**MAKO"
     
  2. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Huu ni upuuzi sio joke
     
  3. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanza tuma salaam halafu chagua mziki !!
     
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    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    kaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi kwelikweli ? so mwanamama ajisikia wivu mno ?
     
  5. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio muone mitala inavyodhalilisha!
    Mkaka pata picha mkeo yuko na mwanaume mwingine na kisha mwanaume anatamka maneno kama hayo huku wewe ukisikia!
     
  6. Dreamliner

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    Mh!
     
  7. N-handsome

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    :smile-big:
     
  8. M

    Mr T Member

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    :mad2::confused2:
     
  9. father-xmas

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    daah..........!
     
  10. Mwiba

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    Nafikiri hao ni watu wa Dodoma ,kwe kwe kwee !!!
     
  11. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Ushawahi kugongwa na FIAT 62? :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

    Tarajia kupata ajali soon!
     
  12. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    aka MBAULA..MOJA YA GARI NGUMU KWELI YA ENZI HIZO
     
  13. Mama Brian

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    Mwiba mwiba mwiba, ohoo! unautani nasisi eeh.
     
  14. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    thanks WOS... ujumbe wako hauna mjadala, inauma sana mazee

    mimi huwa siuelewi uwezo wenu wa kuvumilia, its incredible
     
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