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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said.
    The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
    The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?"
    "No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
    He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?"
    "No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."
     
  2. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mama *****
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
  4. Katavi

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    Ahahahaaah!!
     
  5. afrodenzi

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    lol
     
  6. Gaga

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    kwa hiyo mtoto kamdanganya mama ake na dr?
     
  7. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Dk alifikiri yale ya bikira maria akawa anatazama nyota ya mashariki kama ipo. Yaani mtoto kapata mimba akiwa bikira
     
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    totolucky JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,anatha jesus
     
  9. samora10

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    dr anangojea mama jusi wa mashariki watokee lol
     
  10. makandokando

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    hahahahaha.....and i think the magi will soon show up at his door!
     
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    Utingo JF-Expert Member

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    alikuwa anatafakari namna huyo mama alivyo mjinga. Mtoto hafugiki....!
     
  12. Paulo

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    looking for the eastern star? Tehe...kwani huyo wa kwake alitabiriwa kama Maria?
     
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    dreamcatcher Member

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    Buh, virgin Mary!!:coffee:
     
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    Kweli huyo mama wa mtoto mjinga!
     
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    mama hajatulia
     
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    nilikuwa sijaelewa hio joke,mpaka wadau mlivyotaja bikira maria...hahahaha...its not a nice joke though...:coffee::laugh:
     
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