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Virginity test

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 29, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

    The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

    The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

    The doctor replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If
    she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you hit her head with the shovel.
     
  2. Ngisibara

    Ngisibara JF-Expert Member

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    Kimbweka

    [​IMG] JF Senior Expert Member
     
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    BARRY JF-Expert Member

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    strange!
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaaaaaa Kheeeeee !!
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Du hiyo kali...apo ni assuming hajaenda shule wala hana young brothers!
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha sasa hivi wachina wanachakachua lkn ukikuta hakuna break usiue ndugu yangu
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    :embarassed2:
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmm!!!
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    haahahahah...very clever man...kumbe ameshaziona balls mingi tuu before

     
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    :lol:Hah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?
     
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    Kabang!
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    maujanja wawaaaaaaa, for those intended for unattended brides
     
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    That Doctor is smart indeed... :A S thumbs_up:
     
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    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaaa!!!
     
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