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Vioja Katika Daladala!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bazazi, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa wale wenye magari na kwa kawaida hampandi Daladala;
    Hivi ndivyo viroja tunavyopata kwenye Daladala wenzenu tusio na magari




    Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
    Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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    Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
    Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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    Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
    Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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    Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
    Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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    Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
    Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
    Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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    Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
    Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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    Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
    Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    dah.nimecheka si kipole pole...
     
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    daniel mwasemele Member

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    iyo tamu !
     
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    HP1 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa
     
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    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaa kwakwa kwakwa nimijisahau had nimecheka msiban ......du
     
  6. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Konda: Naomba nauli..
    Abiria: Kwani hujapewa NYUMA??

    Konda: we shoga nini, nani kakwambia anataka 0714 yako hapa...
     
  7. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Daladala zina kero ila wakati mwingine zinafurahisha sana maana utasikia maneno ambayo maishani hujawahi kuyasikia na hutoyasikia tena
     
  8. Jovegg

    Jovegg Member

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    hahahahaha
     
  9. Adharusi

    Adharusi JF-Expert Member

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    U made my day
     
  10. BABU CHONDO

    BABU CHONDO JF-Expert Member

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    Ilikuwepo

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9780 using JamiiForums
     
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    Fredmaty Zach. Member

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    daah ebwana ii noumaaaa.
     
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    Root JF-Expert Member

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    mmm haya bana ni comment
     
  13. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Epuka kauli zifuatazo uwamo ndani ya daladala, Nitakupa,Atakupa mbele,Hujapewa mbele?,Utapewa nyuma,Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri,Ngoja isimame nikupe,Subiri asimamishe nikupe n.k ongeza nyingine tata.
     
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    Getsemane Member

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    Dah! Hizi kali.Misemo haitakaa iishe!!!
     
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    hi-lander New Member

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    daah! ama kweli !
     
  16. Mwl Ngasa

    Mwl Ngasa Member

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    mh! hii kali kuliko!
     
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    peter mpine Member

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    teh teh teh teh!! Nimeipenda hyo.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    makonda wana maneno sana, na vijineno vya kipekee sana hawo jamaa
     
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    Albizo Member

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    Abiria:konda wa2 wamejaa usipakie wengine.
    Konda:gari halijaagi,chupa ya chai ndio inajaa...
     
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