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Vijimambo vinavyotokea kwenye Daladala

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Al-Mende, Mar 8, 2012.

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    Al-Mende Member

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    WAKATI MWINGINE DALADALA
    INARAHA ZAKE,KWA WALE WENYE
    MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI
    DALADALA...HIVI NDO VIOJA
    TUNAVYOPATA WENZENU
    BARABARANI! Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
    mnapiga?!? Wekeni
    nyimbo za Yesu.."
    Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu
    ... bado hajatoa album..."
    ******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
    unasema panda tu!?"
    Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia
    ndoo?! "
    *******************************
    Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
    Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda,
    tusikilize
    na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
    *******************************
    Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
    Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka
    upande fridge...."
    ******************************
    Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,
    ingia...." Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
    nyuma..."
    Konda: "Kwenda zako
    wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya
    gari?!"
    ******************************** Sister duu: "Konda
    unanibana bwana..."
    Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa
    huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia
    ungekodi treni
    peke yako!!!" *******************************
    Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
    Kama hamna sipandi..."
    Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si
    ungebeba chako!!?"
     
  2. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Yaah! hiyo ndo daladala bwana. Mimi kila siku huwa nafika kazn natabasam, jioni nafika nyumbani natabasam sababu ya maneno ya kwenye daladala.
     
  3. mkudeson

    mkudeson Senior Member

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    thanx for this mkuu maana wengine tunausafiri wa kazini kwa hiyo tunamiss vitu hivi!
     
  4. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    kumbe Daladala raha sana?
     
  5. Analogia Malenga

    Analogia Malenga JF-Expert Member

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    hasa za mbagala
     
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    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    iyo nimeikubali mkubwa!
     
  7. Bakulutu

    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    haya bwaba tumeona na hii ni kawaida tuu kwa wale amboa walisha zoea matusi....
     
  8. samilakadunda

    samilakadunda JF-Expert Member

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    Nimèfurahi mkuu
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Zimetulia sana mkubwa.
     
  10. Eversmilin Gal

    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka hadi machozi yametoka
     
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    Nzowa Godat JF-Expert Member

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    Ukutage ni kweli mwe,!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Konda: Mna shuka ?
    abiria: Hapana ! tuna blanketi.
     
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