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Vijana wa Siku Hizi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sita Sita, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. Sita Sita

    Sita Sita JF-Expert Member

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    young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could
    you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think
    she is expecting something from me!"
    The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
    out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because
    girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
    provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something
    from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom;

    And as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me
    one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and
    when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me
    for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
    During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
    left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
    there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless
    dinner... thank you for all you give us!!!" A minute later the boy
    is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."

    Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
    down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even
    more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his
    ear,"Dear I didn't know you were so religious!"
    The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!! !"
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