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Vichaa ndani ya ndege

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by charger, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. charger

    charger JF-Expert Member

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    Vichaa kutoka asylum moja wanapelekwa nchi jirani kwa ndege kucheza mechi ya kirafiki na vichaa wenzao huko.

    Kwenye ndege hakukaliki,mara huyu kamrushia mwenzie mpira,mara huyu ka inflate life jacket basi tabu tu.

    Kocha kajaribu kuwatuliza ikashindikana,lakini kuna kichaa mmoja yeye alikuwa ametulia anasoma gazeti.Kocha kachoka kaamua kwenda seat ya mbele akalala.

    Mara kocha kustuka anaona ukimya umetawala kwenye cabin,akaamua ageuke nyuma.Huko nyuma kamwona yule kichaa aliyekuwa anasoma gazeti.Ikawa kama hivi

    KOCHA:We! wenzio wakwapi?

    KICHAA:Nimeona wanakusumbua nimefungua mlango nikawatupia mpira wakachezee nje.
     
  2. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa tu, huyu atakuwa keshapona. Usumbufu ukizidi watoe nje! Teh
     
  3. S

    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    puuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh!
     
  4. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha,kweli huyu ndio kichaa haswaaaa du,
     
  5. kabila01

    kabila01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii sio jokes kabisa mkuu huwezi kufungua mlango wa ndege ikiwa angani na ikafika salama
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahaha!!
     
  7. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahaha nice joke.
     
  8. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Mkuu tunaelewa hiloIla huu ni utani tu...
     
  9. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Actually inawezekana
     
  10. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    MmhhhhPassenger aircraft wakati wa emergency tu..
     
  11. M

    Makopiz Member

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    Huu ni utani na kwa kutabasamu tumeongeza umri
     
  12. kabila01

    kabila01 JF-Expert Member

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    Fafanua mkuu
     
  13. Tanganyika1

    Tanganyika1 JF-Expert Member

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    daaaa hio kali nimependa mkuu
     
  14. Mr. Mwalu

    Mr. Mwalu JF-Expert Member

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    tukufungulie nini na wewe ukachekee nje?
     
  15. kabila01

    kabila01 JF-Expert Member

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    Harafu na nyie mfike salama? hiyo itakua miujiza
     
  16. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!!! Hii kali.....
     
  17. Kelema

    Kelema Member

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    Binafsi nimeipenda, sababu inaitwa "joke". Bila kucheka kidogo? Itakuwaje na mapressure ya ugumu wa maisha?? Big up sana mtu wangu. Endelea kuturushia jokes tuongeze umri wa kuishi.
     
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