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Vichaa Mirembe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Elisha Ray, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Elisha Ray

    Elisha Ray JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja daktari wa wodi ya vichaa pale Mirembe hosp aliamua kwenda kuwapima wagonjwa wake aone nani amepona ili awaruhusu kutoka hospitali. Alipofika wodini akafunga mlango kisha akaenda upande mwingine wa wodi kwenye ukuta akachora mlango. Akawaambia kama wamepona basi watoke waende makwao. Basi wawili wakaanza kugombania kutoka katika ule mlango uliochorwa na mwingine alikuwa amekaa akiwaangalia huku akiwacheka. Kuona hivyo daktari akafarijika na akahisi 'huyu ndo kapona!' Akamuuliza 'we vipi mbona hutaki kuondoka?' Yule mgonjwa akamwambia huku akicheka 'wale vichaa kweli dokta, yani hawatapita pale mimi ndo nina ufunguo hadi niwafungulie..!!' Dokta akazimia.
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Ya kizamani sana!
     
  3. Kamaka

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    1960.s
     
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    Gifted46 Member

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    Nzuri!!
     
  5. ummu kulthum

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    khe yaani hata bi cheka anaijua hiyo!
     
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    Sweet Ami Member

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    Inaongeza cku za kuishi!
     
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    hata kama ya kizamani wewe kwa nini hukuleta ya kwako,umekalia umbeya tu.acha kukatisha watu tamaa.
     
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    Kweli mkuu
     
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