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Very important basic calculations

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Dec 16, 2011.

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    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:

    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

    Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money.

    Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
     
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    Mi nilisoma HGL
     
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    Kwa hiyo hapa hapakufai, labda kwa kujifunza tu
     
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    duh hapa sio mahala pangu
     
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    Kwa waliosoma comb za hakuna kusoma kufaulu lazima(HKL),Unawaonea bure
     
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    Dah! me PCB nadhani nipo ndani.
     
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    lakin mkuu power=vIt=vq=I*I*R=force*distance/time hebu tumia nyingine hapo juu kupruv niaje yako
     
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    Briefly,directly and not so wisely you are saying accountants,ceo's, sales people,liberal arts people are fools. Je hii kitu kweli.
     
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    What about Politicians where do we stand?...
     
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    Da! umenifurhisha sana, mimi nilipiga PCM na kwa sasa nachukua Msc in electrodynamic energy resources.
     
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