# Very important basic calculations

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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives, sales people, accountants and especially liberal arts majors." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two well known postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since: Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

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Mi nilisoma HGL

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Kwa hiyo hapa hapakufai, labda kwa kujifunza tu

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lakin mkuu power=vIt=vq=I*I*R=force*distance/time hebu tumia nyingine hapo juu kupruv niaje yako

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Briefly,directly and not so wisely you are saying accountants,ceo's, sales people,liberal arts people are fools. Je hii kitu kweli.

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What about Politicians where do we stand?...

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Da! umenifurhisha sana, mimi nilipiga PCM na kwa sasa nachukua Msc in electrodynamic energy resources.