VENGU (Joseph Shamba) anaumwa, kalazwa Muhimbili tumuombee na kumjulia hali

[TIMING]

Kwanini lisinge ugua limasanja linakera sana siku hizi.

anagalia usije ukawa unajiombea mwenyewe

 

[Zion Train]

dah mungu amjalie apone

 

[Habdavi]

ugonjwa wa vengu unaitwa brain tumer sijui kama nimepatia spelling, lakini unausiana na upotevu wa fahamu ghafla na ukimuona mtu wa aina hiyo unaweza kuhisi kalewa!

Brain tumour ni aina ya cancer inayoshambulia ubongo. Dah! pole sana Vengu, ugonjwa huu namkumbuka ndugu yangu nilikuwa namuuguza pale ocean road.

 

[december]

akipona, apunguze upampula sasa.

 

[Dumelambegu]

Masanja anakera nini? Au n wewe unaishi alipoolewa dadako?

Labda alitaka limuoe dada yake.

 

[King’asti]

Now this is misleading! Hata malaria tu watu hupoteza fahamu! Umekosea diagnosis alongside spellings.
Ungua pole kijana,Mungu akuponye

ugonjwa wa vengu unaitwa brain tumer sijui kama nimepatia spelling, lakini unausiana na upotevu wa fahamu ghafla na ukimuona mtu wa aina hiyo unaweza kuhisi kalewa!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Now this is misleading! Hata malaria tu watu hupoteza fahamu! Umekosea diagnosis alongside spellings.
Ungua pole kijana,Mungu akuponye

Wewe ni tabibu?

 

[King’asti]

Huyu jamaa regulator ya tabasamu lake imeshakufa! How do u smile at an unconscious person? Kha!

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JK amtembelea Vengu

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Huyu jamaa regulator ya tabasamu lake imeshakufa! How do u smile at an unconscious person? Kha!

Wewe ni daktari?

 

[King’asti]

Mganga wa jadi multifunctional. Natibu,nasoma nyota, u name it, lol! Unahitaji matibabu?

Wewe ni tabibu?

 

[King’asti]

Weeh NN, nini sasa? Nshakujibu,nakuinbox brochure
!

Wewe ni daktari?

 

[King’asti]

Haya NN, angalia huyu super specialist! Spelling alongside fatal misdiagnosis!humu jf unaweza kudata kama sio great thinker/ sinker

Brain tumour ni aina ya cancer inayoshambulia ubongo. Dah! pole sana Vengu, ugonjwa huu namkumbuka ndugu yangu nilikuwa namuuguza pale ocean road.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mganga wa jadi multifunctional. Natibu,nasoma nyota, u name it, lol! Unahitaji matibabu?

You are a witch doctor. I'll beat you up like you've stolen something from me.

 

[security]

Kwanini lisinge ugua limasanja linakera sana siku hizi.

omba msamaha kwa Mungu.

 

[King’asti]

I can give u the magic to disappear from thin air! Bt. Gotta pay,ngabu boy!

You are a witch doctor. I'll beat you up like you've stolen something from me.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

I can give u the magic to disappear from thin air! Bt. Gotta pay,ngabu boy!

Your black magic won't work with me. Just try me and see...

 

[Kichuguu]

Mwenyezi Mungu msaidie kiumbe wako aondokewe na maradhi yanayomsumbua ili aendelea na majukumu uliyomkabidhi hapa duniani

 

[Chimemena]

Namtakia amani na utulivu Vengu, alianza vizuri sana, aliandika kitabu kizuri sana... lakini naona baada ya kuingiza ze komedi alipotea njia kijamii, naomba apone ili awe mwalimu mzuri kwa vijana wote hasa kuhusu umaarufu na ujana

He was the brightest, yet sometimes alikua anahribu sana juu ya pombe

Ugua pole

kinaitwaje hicho kitabu. Nataka nitafute nisome.

 

[COMPLICATOR2011]

Najua alikuwa Orijino komedi kwani alikuwa vilevile anasoma? wapi?

 

[NYENJENKURU]

Hawijje Bambo Joseph Vengu na pole sana Mtoto wa Mlabani A karibu na Nazareti Ifakara.Bambo/ Ganja tunakuombea kwa Mungu..Taarifa zitaafikia wote wa Kwa Degge,Kwa Nguruwe ,Mapinduzi n.k. Ugua pole ganja