Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Vatican humor

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by vivian, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

    Feb 12, 2010
    Joined: Nov 2, 2009
    Messages: 1,695
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 135
    [FONT=&quot]V[/FONT][FONT=&quot]ATICAN HUMOR [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.

    'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

    'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'

    'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never
    gone to work that morning...

    'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

    The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph..
    (Remember, the Pope is German..)

    'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the
    Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

    'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

    'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

    The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.

    'So bust him!!', says the Chief.

    'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

    The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'

    'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

    The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Cop[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: 'Bigger!!'

    Chief: ' A senator?'
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Cop: 'Bigger!!'

    Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'

    Cop: 'Bigger!!!!!'

    'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

    Cop: 'I think it's God!'

    The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'

    Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!' [/FONT]
  2. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

    Feb 12, 2010
    Joined: Aug 9, 2007
    Messages: 1,927
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 133
    hahahaha I don get a surprise picture from the chief!!
  3. Kisusi Mohammed

    Kisusi Mohammed JF-Expert Member

    Feb 12, 2010
    Joined: Aug 10, 2009
    Messages: 421
    Likes Received: 47
    Trophy Points: 45
    Ebana hiyo safi sana, kwa hiyo dereva kala shavu la umungu, duh bonge la zali!
  4. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

    Feb 12, 2010
    Joined: Nov 25, 2009
    Messages: 3,043
    Likes Received: 17
    Trophy Points: 135
    so dereva kapona eh?lecen atabaki nayo na kazi kama kawa
  5. Lily Flower

    Lily Flower JF-Expert Member

    Feb 12, 2010
    Joined: Oct 16, 2009
    Messages: 2,561
    Likes Received: 6
    Trophy Points: 0
    ha ha ha huyo chief nahisi alisema ngoja nije nisolve hilo tatizo aonane na Mungu mwenyewe bila kusimuliwa.
  6. N

    Nanu JF-Expert Member

    Feb 12, 2010
    Joined: May 29, 2009
    Messages: 1,224
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 135
    you have made my day, i loughed!
  7. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

    Feb 15, 2010
    Joined: Jul 16, 2009
    Messages: 8,610
    Likes Received: 30
    Trophy Points: 145
    Imetulia ahhaha
  8. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

    Feb 17, 2010
    Joined: Apr 19, 2009
    Messages: 2,881
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 135
  9. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

    Feb 17, 2010
    Joined: Jan 5, 2010
    Messages: 3,815
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 135