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Valentine's Day Cards

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HP1, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. HP1

    HP1 JF-Expert Member

    Feb 10, 2012
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    These rejected Valentine's Day cards somehow never made it to store shelves, I wonder why?

    I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

    Our love will never become cold and hollow,
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
    I bought this Valentine's card at the store,
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my *****.
    This feels so good, it feels so right,
    I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
    You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big-fat ass.
    Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
    But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!
    Through all the things that came to pass,
    Our love has grown, but so has your ass!
    You're a honey, and you're a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
    I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
    If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
    You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!