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Uzee taabu kweli kweli

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by De Javu, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    OLD people have problems that you haven't
    even considered yet!


    An 85-year-old man was requested by his

    Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
    exam.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take

    this jar home and bring back a semen sample
    tomorrow.'

    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared

    at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
    which was as clean and empty as on the
    previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man

    explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
    with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
    with my left hand, but still nothing.

    'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with

    her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
    She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
    then with her teeth out, still nothing.

    'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door

    and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
    armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
    her knees, but still nothing.'

    The doctor was shocked!

    'You asked your neighbor?'

    The old man replied,

    'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
     
  2. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Duh kibabu kweli kina mambo!! nilidhani kilikuwa kinapigishwa nyeto kumbe dah!!:tonguez:
     
  3. Njaa

    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    Nilishaanza kufikiria jinsi kibabu kilivyokuwa kinapigishwa nyeto na majirani, kumbe he!
     
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