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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwalimu, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Mwalimu

    Mwalimu JF-Expert Member

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    A guy had a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he decided to go see his doctor.
    The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you can have your wife give you the second one this evening."
    "Okay" The man replies "anything to relieve this pain".
    He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his job.
    Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and asks her help with the second dose.
    She tells him to bend over, puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the suppository.
    All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!"
    "What's wrong?" asks his wife.
    The man replies, "I just realized - he had both his hands on my shoulders!!"
     
  2. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    pole thamaki
     
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    StaffordKibona JF-Expert Member

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    Ina maana Dr Alimmega
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    not all suppository are genuine, you are next!!1
     
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    Kiherehere JF-Expert Member

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    hakummega ila ARI MRENGA
     
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    Isantondo Member

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    Du! Huyo jamaa kweli mgonjwa!
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Alim "tIgO"rize
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!! Yaani hakugundua?
     
  9. Joseph

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    Alimwamini sana doctor kumbe doc alimmega bila yeye kugundua!
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo shoga tena experience
     
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    pangalashaba JF-Expert Member

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    kama doc alimgonga kweli basi ujue hata huo ugonjwa ulisababishwa na kugongwagongwa.
     
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    Manda JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha!
     
  13. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    du! hii noma..
     
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