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Utapata mimba mwaka huu...!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Jana kuna mchungaji mmoja katika mahubiri yake huwa anachangamsha sana waumini wake,kwa mfano utakuta katikati ya mahubiri utasikia "..Muambie jirani yako..Yesu anakupenda!" basi kwa furaha na mbwembwe kila mtu atamuambia jirani yake,kisha mchungaji anasema "pokea upendo wa bwanaa!"..Sasa jana mchungaji alikuwa anahubiri kuhusu wanawake wasiopata watoto,sasa katikati ya mahubiri akasema "...Muambie jirani yako,mwaka huu utapata mimba!" bila kujali watu wamekaa na nani jirani wengi tulikaa kimya kwani unakuta umekaa na mwanaume mwenzio.Mara ikasikika tu mtu kapigwa kofi huko nyuma alafu mtoto akaanza kulia ile tunageuka tunakutana na baba akimwambia mwanae wa kiume "..Ukome!".Watu wote kanisani mbavu hatuna kwa kicheko.
     
  2. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    teh teh teh muhubiri amepata dhambi sana amesababisha dogo amechezea kichapo
     
  3. Vodka

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    Ha ha ha ha,mchungaji alizidisha mbwembwe na yeye
     
  4. N

    N series Senior Member

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    duh, dogo anaweza kumkacha muhubiri kimoja
     
  5. Ndechumia

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    haya mambo magumu kweli, assume umekaa na mdada mambae umemtokea kakupiga kipepsi alafu mchungaji kasema umwambie hayo maneno utayasema kweli!!!!
     
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    A blue monday. Kichekesho kinachekesha!
     
  7. mkwapuaji

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    Dah! Hebu fikiria umekaa umekaa na mdada ambaye amepigwa mzigo tarehe mbaya wakati anawaza nini kitatokea unamwambia hivyo?
     
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    hilo lilikuwa kanisa gani?
     
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    Nadhani litakuwa kanisa la kilokole.
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    mwambie jirani yako mizaha na mambo ya mungu haviendi pamoja
     
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    asante kwa kutunga...
     
  12. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
     
  13. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa safi sana
    Nimecheka aisee lol
     
  14. Junior. Cux

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    dah we mkal, mpka machoz yametok nlvyochka...
     
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    mtzedi JF-Expert Member

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    vungaga
     
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    kama ni adhabu ilibidi apewe mchungaji alietoa amri. Sasa hapo mtoto kosa lake nini?
     
  17. 2k Genius

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    we noma aisee
     
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    mwaka huu utapata mimba, mwaka huu utapata mume, duuh
     
  19. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    lazima akurukie kichwa
     
  20. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    ..Wakati mtumishi wa Mungu keshaagiza.
     
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