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Utani mwingine kama ukweli vile; Hebu soma hii

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tuko, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. Tuko

    Tuko JF Bronze Member

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    Plitokea mkutano wa madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi 3, China, Ujerumani na Tanzania. Wakawa wanajadili mafanikio yaliyofanywa katika nchi zao.

    Mchina akaanza "kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono tukamwekea wa bandia, na sasa ni mpiganaji wa karate.

    Mjerumani akasema hiyo kidogo... "kwetu alizaliwa msichana hana miguu yote tukamwekea ya bandia na sasa ni mkimbiaji olimpiki na ana medali tatu za dhahabu.

    Mtanzania akacheka , akasema kwenu bado hamjafikia rekodi yetu, ...sisi hapo Bagamoyo alizaliwa kijana hana kichwa tukamwekea nazi na sasa ni RAISI...,
     
  2. TheRedKop

    TheRedKop Member

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    Hii nayo kali!hahahhaa
     
  3. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Mh mie nakatiza tu hapa !
     
  4. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Mie hata sijasoma napita tu
     
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    2simamesote Senior Member

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    Kikwete
     
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    reoccuring thread!
     
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    Hapana ni sharobaro!
     
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    hahahahah balaaa
     
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    utani mwingine mbaya
     
  10. Pasco_jr_ngumi

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    Mweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  11. MVAA GWANDA

    MVAA GWANDA Member

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    Tuko unatafuta ban wewe!!! :a s 109:
     
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    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka sana
     
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    The Magnificent JF-Expert Member

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    Wknd yangu imeanza vizuri sana...
     
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    Bweri Member

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    mbavu zangu jamani ntatapika futali bure teeee teeee teeee
     
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    themagainst Member

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    sina mbavu
     
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    joxin Member

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    ha ha ha mh. Nn?
     
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    Atakufuturisha nyingine ucjali we cheka
     
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    hilo nalo neno!
     
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    duuu kwi kwi kwi kwiiiiiiii..
     
  20. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    sitaki kumuudhi mfalme.
    napita tu, gnyte jakaya
     
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