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Utani mwingine hata haufaiiiiiiiiiii...........

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tindikalikali, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Sikilizaa maongezi haya katika simu

    Girl: hellow
    Boy: swty mambo vipi?
    Girl: poa
    Boy: utakua free weekend? Nilikua nataka uje nyumbani kwangu.
    Girl: oh sorry, sitoweza kuja b'se kuna harusi ya aunty yangu na siku ya pili kutakua na wageni nyumbani
    Boy: kama ni hivyo sawa just nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie suprise nimekunulia blackberry
    Girl: oh usijali mpenzi wangu ntakuja, hata ukitaka nilale uko uko nitalala
    Boy: vipi kuhusu harusi?
    Girl: harusi ipi? Nlikua nkutania honey
    Boy:eek:k Na mimi pia nilikua nakutania.

    Unafikri maongezi yalikuwaje baada ya hapo?
     
  2. V

    Vinvane New Member

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    Du hiyo kali
     
  3. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    full kicheko salute kwako
     
  4. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    ...teheeeee..
     
  5. nkowowo

    nkowowo Member

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    huyo ni kimeo!
     
  6. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    micharuko imekutana. Bila bila.
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo watoto wa mjini wanasema ngoma droo
     
  8. nkowowo

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    huyo ni kimeo!
     
  9. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    ni sawa na aliyeuza cheni ya bandia naye akapewa pesa ya bandia
     
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    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    tufuuu! bufuuuu!
     
  11. S

    Sept-11 Member

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    amekosea angemwacha aje ampige game. Zen amzingue
     
  12. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    ery funy aisee.
     
  13. Wingu

    Wingu JF-Expert Member

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    Ayaa angemkandamiza kwanza ndo angempa kubwa hapo lazima angezima.
     
  14. Mpita Njia

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    Aiseeee
     
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    SAMWEL M New Member

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    kaka hiyo nimeipenda
     
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    SAMWEL M New Member

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    Kaka hiyo nimeipenda
     
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