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Utamu upo wapi?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by shakamohd, Apr 19, 2012.

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    shakamohd Member

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    Kama utamu upo kwenye sukari mbona vyengine ni vya chumvi nahuwa vitamu? Na kama utamu upo kwenye chakula mbona vyengine haviliwi na vitamu? Nakama utamu upo kwenye furaha saa nyengine mbona kwenye ugomvi panakuwa patamu? Hebu nambieni utamu upo wapi hasa?
     
  2. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Utamu upo hapo...!
    Hapo...!
    Paka halii nyau nyau mpaka aone samaki!
     
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    shakamohd Member

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    Mh network searching.....................
     
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    Going Concern JF-Expert Member

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    utamu uko duniani,
     
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    Jhung tiao Member

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    Utamu upo katikati ya mapaja..
     
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    SIMBA WA TARANGA JF-Expert Member

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    ya jinsia gani?
     
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    shakamohd Member

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    Kama utamu upo duniani mbona tukifa tunaombeana kwenda mahala pema (patamu)?
     
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    shakamohd Member

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    Mh.... Kama nihivyo mbona wajuzi wanasema jicho tamu?
     
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    evvy Senior Member

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    Utam upo paleeee
     
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    Utamu ni kile kinachokufanya unasikia raha moyoni hadi mwilini dat utamu
     
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    shakamohd Member

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    Nipo pamoja nawe mkuu sina nia ya kukupinga ila raha mtu hajipi mwenyewe so utamu utakuwa upo kwa mwenzako au upo wapi hasa? Mana kidole kimoja hakivunji chawa na nazi haijikuni mwenyewe mpaka akuwepo mkunaji!
     
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    Tum-pm rose muhando.Atueleze
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    Utamu upo kwenye tamu... wakuu.
     
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    Usidanganyike na rangi,utamu wa chai sukari,sasa wewe unazungumzia utamu wa nini hasa?
     
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    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Haswaa! Huyu anajua utamu ulipo.
     
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    Ooh.. Oooh!!
     
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    shakamohd Member

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    Mbona kuna vyengine vya chumvi? Kwa mfano kileja,biscut, maharage matamu kweli kweli tena wala hayatiwi sukari hapa mm nipo njia panda utamu uwe wowote unaoujua wewe ila sehemu yake maalum haswa mm bado sijaufaham
     
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    utamu uko kwa sir God
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    utamu wa mua uko kwenye kifundo
     
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    mageuzi1992 JF-Expert Member

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    Utamu upo kwa kila kitu kinacholeta burudani na furaha ndani ya mtu
     
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