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Utafanyaje?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Umelikuta embe dodo chini bado linatoa utomvu.Tatizo umelikuta embe hili chini ya mpapai na huu mpapai haupakani na mwembe wowote.Utachukua uamuzi gani?utalila au utaliacha?
     
  2. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo wanga wenyewe huo, toka lini embe dodo na mpapai?
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini mkuu si umeliona ni embe la kawaida tu?
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hili fumbo au?
     
  5. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hapana ni kitendawili.
     
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    zamlock JF-Expert Member

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    tufafanulie pliz
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Sio fumbo wala kitendawili.
     
  8. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    ni nini?
     
  9. mysteryman

    mysteryman JF-Expert Member

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    Ntalila tu riziki ni riziki tu
     
  10. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    ni swali.. Jibu basi
     
  11. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    sijibu hadi jaguar aseme.
     
  12. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    nitafikiria kwanza.......ila sitafikiria sana....nitakula embe
     
  13. The last don

    The last don JF-Expert Member

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    Okota embe peleka pwani,yatokanayo yatajulikana mbele ya safari...duh!
     
  14. DEVINE

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    Mnh ilo limetumwa si bure
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ondoa shaka,najua ni vigumu kulikuta embe chini ya mpapai ila kuna jamaa mmoja ilimtokea hivyo,alilikuta dodo chini ya mpapai akabaki kuchanganyikiwa asijue la kufanya.
     
  16. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    hii ndo mitego!
     
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    Mbishi SR Member

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    We vipi? Kwani ukiokota pesa barabarani au karibu na kichaka au eneo ambalo hakuna benki karibu?
    Au kwa sababu ni tunda!
     
  18. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    mmhhh!! itakuwa ngumu kwa kweli.
     
  19. chapaa

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    Nalichukua kisha nalisalimisha policepost kama ni lamazingara wale wao yatakayo wakuta mie simo maana wamezoea vya bure.
     
  20. Bushbaby

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    hata kama nilikuwa na njaa inaisha.....sithubutu!!!
     
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