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Utafanyaje ikikutokea?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wa Nyumbani, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Utafanyaje? unapoingia chooni na kukuta mtu kanya pembeni ya choo muda mfupi tu uliopita, unafikiria na unaamua kuahirisha, unatoka. Mara mlangoni unapishana na msichana mrembo unayemtamani siku zote hapo kazini kwenu anataka kuingia chooni. Utafanyaje?
     
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    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaa sasa wewe ukikuta choo kichafu c uflash!?
     
  3. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Choo cha kulenga nn..!!?
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hapo unamweleza ukweli kabla hajaingia kwamba sio wewe na umeshindwa kujisaidia,akileta mdomo unamsingizia yeye tena unapiga kelele
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Kabla hatujapishana namvuta pembeni halafu namtongoza, ili hata akiingia chooni akakikuta atakachokikuta hatakuwa na mdomo kwa sababu kila akifikria katoka kutongozwa hatanyanyua mdomo kwa mtu yeyote
     
  6. Jaguar

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    Dah! Watu bwana!?
     
  7. Bushbaby

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    Narudi Toilet najidai nimesahau huko kitu.....
     
  8. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Utafanyaje? unapoingia chooni na kukuta mtu kanya pembeni ya choo muda mfupi tu uliopita, unafikiria na unaamua kuahirisha, unatoka. Mara mlangoni unapishana na msichana mrembo unayemtamani siku zote hapo kazini kwenu anataka kuingia chooni. Utafanyaje?
     
  9. DAWA YA SIKIO

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    Hapo hakuna utetezi utakaokubalika... Dawa ni kurudi chooni fasta kurekebisha mazingira.
     
  10. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    nitajifanya nalalamika dah watu sio wastaarabu kabisa......akiuliza kwa nn nampa habari nzima.
     
  11. chapaa

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    unamwambia kuna kunazawadi yako
     
  12. Likasu

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    Utamwambia asiingie choo cha kiume.
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ili twende sawa na mi naongezea mambo then kama lawama poa.
     
  14. mcShayo

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    Uuuuuwi, narud fasta nikicngizia tumbo la kuhara!!...acjekuta mambo yameharibk nikakosa utamu bure!!!!!
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    :lol::lol::lol: Huo mtihani huo....akili ku mkichwa
     
  16. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    lol!...... laugh out loud!!!! nimecheka hadi michozi imetoka watu hapa job wameniuliza wacheka nn? asubuh yote hii mi ndo nazidi vunjika mbavu lol mmenianzishia wikend yangu vizuriii kwa kucheka na ninavopenda kucheka kuliko hata kula rusha ingine tenaaa....
     
  17. Ringo Edmund

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    mi nakimbia na kumwambia nyoka najua atatoka nduki tu.
    na asipotoka nduki hata kumtongoza atakusumbua.
     
  18. Washawasha

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    mnashea na mademu? Nalog off
     
  19. Jaguar

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    Mh!watu mnavyowatukuza mademu!?
     
  20. DAWA YA SIKIO

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    imeshawahi kukutokea au kumtokea mtu hapo ofisini kwenu nn ?!
     
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