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Utacheka hadi upaliwe!!! - Video

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Jun 23, 2010.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    Siwezi kusema mengi.. msikiliza na kumfuatilia mtangazaji!! Asante Da'Subi for this one!
     
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  2. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa hiyo kali....
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka kidogo sana lakini nasubiri kupaliwa sasa
     
  4. w

    wakumbuli Senior Member

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    Kicheko tu,kupaliwa nonono
     
  5. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    well inategemea kama unakula au unameza mate..
     
  6. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahaha! Kilichonichekesha zaidi ni jinsi huyo jamaa alivyokuwa anasimulia kiasi kwamba hadi akazidiwa na kicheko.
     
  7. Kapwila Matulu

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    Mi nimepaliwa tu, wala sijacheka
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Nimecheka lakini sijapaliwa!
     
  9. Askofu

    Askofu JF-Expert Member

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    he he he heeeeee... khoh khoh khoh...

    Nice one
     
  10. Masika

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    Tamu kimtindo
     
  11. Ringo Edmund

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    mi mbona hata sicheki?
     
  12. Rubi

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    imenifurahisha
     
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    Huyu Xpin atakuwa alikuwa hayupo kaunta!! angepaliwa tu na valuu!
    Mi nimetokwa na machozi tu!! kicheko miiingiii!
     
  14. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    angalieni msiocheka yawezekana bandama zenu ni ndogo sana
     
  15. BelindaJacob

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    Nimecheka anavyocheka huyo mtangazaji..
     
  16. roselyne1

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    humu ndani mmepinda , eti nimepaliwa ila sijacheka...hahahha...
     
  17. BAK

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    Kumbe hata wewe lol! Mwalimu anajifanya anajua hesabu Mwanafunzi anamwambia wewe humjui Baba yangu. Yeye kukopa harusi kulipa ni Matanga lol! anaweza akajichimbia hata chini ya uvungu kumkimbia mdeni wake.

     
  18. Sikonge

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    Mangi mtoto anachelewa darasani. Mwalimu akamdaka na kumuuliza kisa cha kuchelewa...

    Mangi Mtoto: "ahh, unajua Mwalimu, kuna mama mmoja aliangusha pesa."

    Mwalimu: "aaha, kwa hiyo ukaamua kumsaidia kuziokota?"

    Mangi mtoto: ".....ahhhhhh, hapana. Nilisimama juu ya noti ya Elfu kumi...."
     
  19. Maria Roza

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    haha hahha lool asante kwa burudani:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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