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Uswazi kuna raha zake, wazijua?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Ulimakafu, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Asikuambie mtu kuhusu mambo na matukio ya mitaa ya uswazi..

    1.Ugali huiwa mara mija tu saa 9 alasiri na mboga ni moja tu-watoto mida hiyo huwakosi home.
    2.Kulala ni chumba kimoja tu,watoto wa kiume na kike humo humo.
    ..............endelea................
     
  2. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ndiyo raha?
     
  3. m

    muhanga JF-Expert Member

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    3. vyoo vyake shurti ujifunze kichura chura maana ukikata gogo lazima uruke kidogo juu vinginevyo makalio yatakuwa kwenye hali mbaya..
    4. mgeni akija akapewa soda basi atarajie kina uncle/aunt kumzonga miguuni huku wakijisemelesha 'hata mie nakunywaga hiyo soda....'
     
  4. m

    muhanga JF-Expert Member

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    heheeee hiyo ndio raha yake, ni kama unaposifia kitu kizuri halafu eti duh kitu kizuri 'ile mbaya'!
     
  5. mtu chake

    mtu chake JF-Expert Member

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    1..kuoga kwa foleni na choo kiko mbali na nyumba wapangaji na mwenyewe kugombea asubuhi
    2..Ijumaa hukosi kigodoro..huko videmu vya kiswazi vinawindana na vidume vyao
     
  6. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Na wakati wa mvua vyoo vinatapishwa.....
     
  7. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Chorus
    Hivi ni vituko Uswahilini ebwana eh uswahili kuna vituko oh oh

    verse inspector Haroun
    Hole wako Uishi nyumba za kupanga yani ndani una sofa luninga misosi kibao ya kumanga! Kwanza utaonekana unalinga vitaanza visa mara kodi ya nyumba kupanda,ole wako simu iite mtaani yani ukipokea tu,yes hallow!! Yani itawaumaaaa!!
     
  8. Eversmilin Gal

    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    neno kama mse*** ni la kawaida sana kwenye midomo yao,kuwekeana nyimbo za taarabu
     
  9. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    kuombana chumvi,unga, mboga na viberiti ni jambo la kawaida. . . unapika ugali mboga unaomba kwa jirani.
     
  10. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Unatembea na mswaki wako ukiwa mdomoni mpaka dukani kununua sigara.
    Akiongea sasa, mipovu ya dawa ya mswaki ina tiririka kidevuni.
    Uswazi ni Full Vituko asikwambie mtu
     
  11. m

    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    1:nyumba haina slingi bodi, na kitanda kinapiga kelele, so wa vyumba vingine mnajua jamaa muda huu wanachapana huko
    2:watoto kuoga ni kwa mbinde ila ukipikwa wali saa 12 na nusu kila mtu kashaoga
    3:kula hakuhitaji bajeti kali sana mafungu 2 ya dagaa wa mwanza, nyanya za 200 maji mengi na unga nusu familia ishapona
     
  12. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    hihihihi uswazi nomaukishangaa unakuta jirani kakudokolea mboga hapa choo hapa watu wanakula kupikia ni vikoridoni yaani uswazi taabu tupu
     
  13. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    chabo.....................lol
     
  14. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Mchele waanza chambuliwa saa Saba mchana, wali shurti uungwe thoumu ili mtaa wote waelewe!
     
  15. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kula mmoja ni raha? Au kulala big brother ni raha, heheheeeee
     
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    BONGOLALA JF-Expert Member

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    Kula uroda mama mtu,dada mtu,na mdogo mtu ni kawaida ili mradi uwe na chapaa mbuzi
     
  17. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    HUku umefunga taulo au khanga ya bi mkubwa.
     
  18. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Na mdingi anamezea maana ni muwezeshaji wa familia.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaa............
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    wanaanza wakiwa wadogo sana.
     
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