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Usiwe na haraka tutakuwa wote LAAZIZ

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TaiJike, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Dereva mmoja kwa jina MIKE alikuwa anampeleka boss wake Airport. Njiani Boss alikumbuka kuwa amesahau document muhimu sana hivyo alimwamrisha Mike amrejeshe haraka nyumbani aifuate hiyo document. Walipofika nyumbani Boss alimkuta mkewe yuko bafuni anaoga na amejipaka sabuni usoni. Kwa mapenzi mumewe alifungua mlango wa bafuni na kumshika makalio na ndipo mkewe alipojibu, ''MIKE ushamfikisha huyo mpumbavu airport kwa haraka hivyo. Usiwe na haraka tutakuwa na raha weekend yote hii kwani tutakuwa wote LAAZIZ wangu. Mkewe boss akaona kimya akaona kulikoni?Aliosha uso wake na mara akamwona mumewe?? Jamani kilichoendelea mimi sijui......Unadhani safari iliendelea?
     
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    Mkuu, hapo utakuwa upo juu.
     
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    Asee n hatar
     
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    Umeona eeee.
     
  5. Arabii

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    Ndoa haipo hapo.
     
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    Tete tehe tehehe yaaani Ndoa huenda ikawepo ila mike lazima apate habari yake kuwa mke wa mtu
    ni sumu
     
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    aaah..! ume kopi ende pacte humuhudu, tofauti heading..!
     
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    Aibuuu
     
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    Kama ni mimi nisingekasirika ningeendelea kushikashika tu.
     
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    Teh teh teh atakuwa aliahirisha safari
     
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    sasa mkuu kama we ushaiona kuna haja gani ya kureply.
     
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    Ni mchakamchaka tu Bob.
     
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    Baby usimlaumu bado anatumikia kale ka ugonjwa.
     
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    Leta yako orijino.
     
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    Kwanza kwa vile nimemkuta yuko vile obviously nitatamani, na kwa vile alishamtaja mike ina maana jamaa anakamau, hvo mimi sitapitia njia ya sku zote itabidi niingilie fasi ya tigo, baada ya Hapo MIKE ajiandae kukojoa dagaa aina ya "furu"......miba ya kufa mtu, ni kumpiga mashine tu!:embarassed2:
     
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    mmmmh...
     
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    Mike atakuwa alisharibu mazingira hakuna seal tena kunako tgo.
     
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    Mayombo, vipi utaogopa Yombo au Shombo?
     
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    patamu hapo
     
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    :majani7:uyo naee....kilichomrudisha nyumbani ni documents...cha kumfuatia mkewe bafuni?
     

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