Usithubutu Kukutwa

[Amavubi]

inasemekana kwamba kuna ukweli kwamba nyoka anaweza kupita katika mabomba na kuibukia katika choo kama hivi

 

[Facilitator]

Dah, naacha kutumia hizi za kukaa.

 

[Amavubi]

tafakari iwapo umebanwa kwa kiwango cha lami............

 

[BHULULU]

Umenikumbusha mtu mmoja alishawahi kuumwa na nyoka t*k^n,alikuwa anajisaidia vichakani.Kwa kweli hii ni hatari sana,tahadhari muhimu sana.

 

[Las Mas Bobos]

Hakyanani sina la kusema. Jenga picha ndio anakung'uta meno kwenye centre point ya ikweta, mweh!

 

[Amavubi]

......bilA SHAKA MAVI YATASUKUMA CHUPI
[QBelieve it or not, Mr. Wanjohi, Specialist – Information Communication & Technology Management, found a snake in his toilet in Embakasi Nyayo Estate not very long ago, so it's not strange that snakes swim along the sewer lines and end up in the toilet bowl. It's by God's grace that his toilet pan was closed, otherwise God knows what would have befallen to them. And as he lifted the pan, he saw the snake and closed it right back (unlike those of us who enter the toilet backwards, taking it for granted the course is clear!!!). After calling for help which came between 5 - 10 minutes later, the snake had slid through the lid and was coiled on the toilet mat on the floor. It must have been fatigued by the struggle of climbing the slippery toilet bowl so it just lay coiled and didn't move. It was killed right there on the toilet floor.
Beware!!! Always make sure the pan is closed when you go to bed lest wild life gets into your bedrooms, always switch the light on when going into the loo, and lastly but not the least make sure there is nothing in the bowl before you use the toilet.

Never sit, before looking properly
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tafakari iwapo umebanwa kwa kiwango cha lami............[/QUOTE]

 

[Amavubi]

hakuna muamana tena hapa..........dawa ya nyoka ni nyundo...........

 

[Thanda]

Sio Cobra mpendwa. Huyu ni Cobra ana uwezo wa kucross maji tu na sio kupita chini kwa chini. Labda Python, huyo ana uwezo wa kuzama chini ya maji akala samaki na akarudi kujipatia hewa safi yenye utlivu wa shibe.

 

[HIMARS]

mm hadi niflash kwanza ndio natumia

 

[Aswel]

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hakuna muamana tena hapa..........dawa ya nyoka ni nyundo...........

Hapo dawa yake ni mafuta ya taa, nilishawahi kukutana na kenge na nilimuondoa kwa mafuta ya taa tu, halafu nikaendelea na hamsini zangu kama kawaida.

 

[Watu8]

uking'atwa na nyoka mkononi utafunga kamba damu isikimbilie kwenye moyo...sasa uking'atwa maeneo flani sijui kamba utaifunga wapi kuzuia sumu...

 

[Kimbweka]

Nilipocheki tu picture nikaminya mnuka...............!!!

 

[SIMBA WA TARANGA]

Hapo dawa yake ni mafuta ya taa, nilishawahi kukutana na kenge na nilimuondoa kwa mafuta ya taa tu, halafu nikaendelea na hamsini zangu kama kawaida.

Hapo nguvu nyingi imetumika, kama kule Nyololo, Iringa.

 

[Ndibalema]

My Gosh!! mwili umesisimka!!

 

[Nyasirori]

Kuna jamaa mmoja tulikuwa tunafanya naye kazi akawa anaendesha sana na hivyo hakuwa na uwezo wa kwenda kazini, akawa wa kulala tu.
Siku moja asubuhi akiwa ameenda chooni, baada ya kujisaidia akatazama kwenye tundu la choo, akakutana na kichwa cha nyoka mkubwa sana. Alikimbia na hakuendesha tena na kesho yake asubuhi tukaenda kazini wote. Kwa hiyo si mbaya ukikutana naye,yawezekana akawa msaada

 

[farkhina]

Jamani tunatishana me naogopa

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[Kifarutz]

Ukikaa vibaya anakula tigo

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

anaweza kukutahiri mara ya pili kama unajisaidia,au akuzibe njia maji taka mazito au alikuja kula kozi maana dunia haieleweki siku hizi.

 

[Boflo]

Bora ukutane na nyoka wa aina hii.....

 

[Las Mas Bobos]

Bora ukutane na nyoka wa aina hii.....

Wewe Boflo, huyo naye ni nyoka au 'nyoka'? Manake mi navyofahamu nyoka hanaga shingo lkn huyu anaonekana kama 'nyoka' ambaye keshakutana na ngariba.

Atafutwe ngariba Mtambuzi atujuze