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Usirudie tena...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by VUTA-NKUVUTE, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. VUTA-NKUVUTE

    VUTA-NKUVUTE JF-Expert Member

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    Watu watatu ambao walikuwa ni marafiki walikuwa wamelewa sana.Ili kurudi makwao,wakaamua kukodi bajaji.Dereva wa bajaji akataka kutengeneza faida ya harakaharaka.Mambo yalikuwa hivi:

    Dereva: Jamani wote mmeshapanda tuondoke?
    Jamaa wote: (kwa sauti ya kilevi) Ndio

    Dereva akawasha bajaji na kuiacha ikiunguruma palepale kwa muda kama wa dakika mbili halafu akaizima.

    Dereva: Jamani tumeshafika
    Jamaa 1: Chukua nauli yako kijana.(Akampa dereva buku ishirini)
    Jamaa 2: Asante kijana,na kesho tena!
    Jamaa 3:( Akamtandika kibao kikali dereva) Halafu usirudie kuendesha bajaji yako kwa mwendo wa kasi siku nyingine...utatuua raiawema.Ebo!
     
  2. ceekay

    ceekay JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha! Nilidhani watatu kastukia? Dah! kweli ulevi noma!!!
     
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    mtengwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha
     
  4. VUTA-NKUVUTE

    VUTA-NKUVUTE JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mimi nilidhani hivyohivyo..
     
  5. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    yan huyo watatu nilijua kastukia heee kumbe ndo mlevi kushinda wenzie
     
  6. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Naacha pombe !
     
  7. VUTA-NKUVUTE

    VUTA-NKUVUTE JF-Expert Member

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    Itakuwa nzuri sana hiyo Mkuu..
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
  9. Pasco_jr_ngumi

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    Baada ya kushuka???
     
  10. Ellie

    Ellie Senior Member

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    Dah, majamaa kweli iliwakolea, sipati picha wqlivyoshuka baadae ilikuwaje!
     
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    Beauty cash baby New Member

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    hahahaaaa
     
  12. Sir H

    Sir H JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    happy sunday........!
    Duh.......pombe bana
     
  14. Negrodemus

    Negrodemus JF Gold Member

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    kwel fundo la ziada sio dili.
     
  15. Jiwe Linaloishi

    Jiwe Linaloishi JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya One for the rood...... chonde chonde,.....
     
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