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Usipocheka na hii utakuwa na matatizo yako binafsi hahaaa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Zeddicus, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. Zeddicus

    Zeddicus JF-Expert Member

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    A guy who was a notorious womanizer entered the
    ladies toilet of a hotel instead of the men's toilet. He
    sat down and noticed four buttons with the
    following inscriptions on them: WW, WA, PP, APR.
    Curious, he pressed the WW button. His buttocks was
    gently sprayed with warm water. GUY: I love this! He pressed the WA button. A blast of warm air dried
    his buttocks. GUY: Wow! I'm loving this. He pressed the PP button. A powder puff rubs on his
    buttocks and makes him smell fresh. GUY: This is good, look at how i'm being pampered, i
    truly truly love this. He pressed the last button, which is the APR button
    and woke up in a hospital bed. NURSE: Sir, did you press the APR button. GUY: Yes, yes, i pressed it. NURSE: APR means Automatic Pad Remover. I'm sorry
    sir, when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it
    went for your balls, Your balls are in this Jar. GUY:Heyyyyyyyyyyy i am finish o!!!!!!
  2. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    Aya bwana.
  3. Sware

    Sware Member

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    hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!thanks you made my evening!:mwaaah:
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    Mche Member

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    Teh! Teh! Teh! Notorius womenizers are you there!

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Haya ndo matatizo ya kuvamia usivyovijua, haya sasa jamaa hana p.u.m.b.u tena. Teh teh teh teh teh teeeeh
  6. Jagarld

    Jagarld JF-Expert Member

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    Maweee! Chezea automatic pad remover wewe..and i can see an empty space is already made for inserting pad,duh we mkareee..
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa...inachekesha though ni marudio.
  8. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    he he he he he he he he heeeeee.... Aaah u made my day... Uuuhuhuhuhuuuuu...
  9. DULLAH B.

    DULLAH B. JF-Expert Member

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