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Using code names at home..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by FirstLady1, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    "A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode.
    One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that
    he wanted to make a phone call.
    Mother replies: Tell your father that the Network is bad today.
    Husband: Tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to the "Public Phone".
    Wife sent back, tell your father that if he dares go to a Public Phone, then I will open a " Call Center " at home."
     
  2. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani wewe first lady wewee!
     
  3. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    eh! mother kiboko anataka afungue call centre
     
  4. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha acha tu mambo ya mikataba
     
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    Nini mbaya Ndibalema
     
  6. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    A very humourous tit-for-tat.
     
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    Martin Firmin Member

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    mzeiyah that's so fun...!
     
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    Ukimwaga mboga namwaga ugali.
     
  9. Erickb52

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    Hahahaaa ina maana wateja watakuwa wanakuja home kumaliza shida zao lo
     
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    Mbwai mbwai tu !
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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